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Nearly weeping for Willow

In the family, that just keeps on giving. Comes another GEM......... Willow, Bristol's  (she that preachers abstinence) younger sister......... Has been having sex, with her 18 year old boyfriend. Sarah, even made Willow, take a pregnancy test. I wonder if Bristol will now, realize her message ain't working

Kilts ahoy..............

Lady Gaga, it seems is about to buy, a $12 million Scottish Mansion. A place called Yester House. Set in many acres........ Well the butcher and the Fish & Chip, shop owner will love this for sure. But wait till she takes up the Old Brit tradition of dressing in drag... She'll be fabulous..........

Just beginning...........

Wednesday on Oprah. Dr Jeff Rediger, related his journey to see a healer. He is a real Dr. He went to the healer, as a skeptic........ He returned, a believer............ His quote. "It turned my life upside down" I hope Dr Rediger,  begins to realize, that his journey is just beginning. As well as that he will be a great light to a lot of people.

Surprise................

LeAnn Rimes's ex hubby. Dean Sheremet,  one time dancer, now chef in a swish, New York restaurant. Is going to marry Sarah Silver. Which is very nice.......... But a little confusing. As far as I know, "Gay" marriage, isn't legal in New York.

On Oct 6th 2010 I published this post......

TOLD YA........ On Saturday afternoon. Prince William, Rescued a desperately ill man, from a gas rig off the coast of Morecombe, in England. Believe me, if you were on a gas rig, off the coast of Morecombe. You'd be gravely ill too. Having said that. The PR has started to put HRH, in an even better light than he already is. All this to piss off Camilla. But it is really, to get the World ready for a Royal Wedding.  Or at least the announcement of such. But to also prepare the World for King William..... "What" I hear you say........ William & Kate, will be engaged before this Christmas Oh yeah.......... Next year during the Queen's 60th Anniversary of being on the throne. She will announce that she will step down. Bypass Charles and give the throne to William...... So you see, Camilla will be pissed....... I love it..............

Friday next............

The Day after, Thanksgiving. Fran Drescher  aka " The Nanny " Premiere's her brand  new Daily " Tawkshow "...... It'll be a fabulous hit.

Pretty Lady............

T his is the  front cover of " LURVE "  magazine. Beautiful,  yes? Well the model, is a young lady called. "Lea - T." She is a transgender person. Perhaps things are a changing.

Silly, silly boy.............

Spoiled Brat,  Kanye West. Has thrown a tantrum....... So he canceled, an upcoming concert, on morning television. Just because a TV interview, didn't go exactly, as he would have liked. What a shame........... He needs to grow up. Which of course he won't. So I think one day very soon. He will just disappear......

Coming soon.............

Zoolander fans............ ZOOLANDER 2.......... Is about to start production very soon. It'll be a SMASH !!

Come on down, errrrr spin............

Rich Fields, who was until this season, the announcer on ....... "The Price is Right". Is to become, the temporary announcer on. " Wheel of Fortune " FABULOUS news....... Well they say temporary...... I say it'll be for good. Success is always, the best revenge.

Just the begining..............

Wednesday students rioted in London. At the Tory HQ.............. Why,  well to tell the powers that be, raising the education fees is not on. If people think that this a one off............ WRONG....... It is only the beginning...... Months ago I told you,  that come November,  things would get bad. Wait till 2011.......... Hold on to your hats, folks..........

Packing for C.R....................

Heidi & Spencer..... Yeah the " Pratts", Claim that they are broke........ Who cares......... But a website based in  Costa Rica. Has offered them $100.000...... But there's a catch. Not a big one. They would have to go live in C.R. Please let them be packing ,  NOW..................

He loves me, he loves me NOT.............

Of late certain tabloids  & news shows. Have been reporting that, LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Ccibrian, were engaged........ They are not........... I think the couple, were trying to sell their "Engagement". To the highest bidder,  and somebody jumped the gun. But a relationship, that's starts within another set of relationships. Never works......... LeAnn he will dump you.

Kissy kissy..............

On Sunday the Pope, paid a visit to Barcelona. He was met by a same sex kiss in........ Yet he still went on to attack Spanish law. For allowing same sex marriage. Doesn't he know that when in, Rome you do as the Romans do? Besides,  seeing all that same sex kissing. Should have made him feel, like he was back in the Vatican.......

007...............2012/13

MGM the movie people..... Who claim to be broke...... Are under bankruptcy protection. Have decided to go ahead, and make the next  Bond movie  after all.  To be released  2012/13 I bet they have..... A license to print money. It'll be a massive hit........ Theme song by Adele. Even more so for Mr Craig. But not as big a hit as the  wedding bells in 2011......

Hello.Goodbye...........

Simon Cowell and the powers that be.   At the X Factor, were all a dither, why? Well Ms Cole took off for Los Angeles, on Wednesday. To see her "Boyfriend" DWTS pro Derek Hough. So he could cheer her up......... Simon don't fret,  she's back now. Besides you know there are, no Wedding Bells there........

Be safe....

Time out..........

So Demi Lavato, Disney Star. Has entered rehab for emotional issues. Good for her......... A very wise thing to do. Get it sorted out....... Before it gets you. Demi, you'll be fine this time....... TAKE THIS TIME FOR YOU..... Because if you don't the "SMACK" will kill you......

Can't wait............

Israel's version of DWTS. Has added a same sex couple, to this new  season............ Lesbian sports commentator, Gili Shem Tov is partnered with straight pro Dorit Milman. Fabulous............ Of course it's causing a bit of a fuss........ Who cares........... There's always the off button......... If Israel can do this, then so can the others........ Can't wait for the "Out"cry,  when this happens in the USA. I predict ratings,ratings,ratings..........

Going down...............

Wannabe .......... Actress & C-list celebrity, Carla Gugino........ May look nice.... But.......... Seems she's a nasty bitch. She runs her assistant ragged....... Not only does she demand the assistant, works all the hours God sends. But the Diva insists that, when she calls, the assistant answers, before the second ring. Here's the prediction..... Carla, you'll be dropping, to the Z-list.. Very soon...............

A whole hearted truth..............in any language.

Today Ricky Martin, will be on Oprah. To tell the story behind him "Coming out". Earlier this year........ In a nutshell, he tells Oprah. "I did it for my Children, I didn't want to bring them up, learning to lie". A whole truth......... I predict even better times ahead, for the Martin family. Well done Sir.

Juicy,juicy..............

Very soon you will be able, to feast on Kylie's, very own mangos. Get your minds out of the gutter. Growers in Australia, are about to launch. Mango's under Kylie's brand. Whatever next....... Johnny Depp cucumbers ? Now there's a thought.

On the Pop front...............

This is Ryan Jagger........... He's a rising Star, in the music World. He is going, to be a massive hit........ So remember you heard it here.

Old Devil...............

Fascinating little tit bit........... In 2007 the Pope.......... You know, the one in the long frock,  red slippers & smoking handbag. Well he ordered that an Exorcist, be placed in each Diocese........ Now that means he, needs hundreds of them. So either he has been, hiding them all somewhere. Or, he has his own "Hogwarts" What are they getting ready for? Jesus returning? The Devil visits Rome to say "Hi"? What do you think? Of course, he denies this......... I think they are getting ready for their own demise...... Once he's gone and he will retire. Then the next one will be.... Here's a clue. Easter 2013.

Oscar...........

So Wednesday I went to see., "Hereafter" A movie about a subject of which I know a little. I was pleasantly surprised. Very close to the reality........ Well done Mr Damon, Mr Eastwood & Mr Morgan. I smell Oscar..........

Oh Dear.................

Goodness gracious me........ Mel Gibson is all upset. Why? you ask. Well he's pissed that he was sacked, from his cameo role as a tattoo artist. In "Hangover 2" Because his fellow cast members, refused to work with him. What a shame............. Well Mel here's the prediction..... It's only going to get worse. As you would say from your good book. " You reap what you sow................."

Time out..............

Sir Alex Ferguson....... Manager of Manchester United Football Team. Needs to take care, of a couple of things. 1. His health...... 2. His job,  there are quite a few people,  who are trying very hard to get him out. I'd tell him the health is the most important thing.

Back to Betty's

Lindsay Lohan, got off easy today in Hollywierd. The judge sent her back to, The Betty Ford Clinic. Till after New Years. The prosecutor, wanted her to go to clinky...... Even so........ Lindsay is afraid that rehab, will harm her career. Lindsay, darling....... Without rehab..... You won't have a "life" to have a career with.

Thank You........

Dear One and All. Many thanks for listening to the show last night......... Hope you all enjoyed it. Luv Christian xxxxxxxxx

Bra...vo Harry.......

Daniel Radcliffe  aka " Harry Potter". Appears in a bra............. In the latest  " Harry Potter" movie. "Deathly Hollows part 1" Released next month. Well that will raise some eyebrows... He he......... But, as usual,  he'll be laughing all the way to the bank. It will earn the most money,  yet for a "Harry Potter" movie. But, part 2 in 2011. Will be the biggest opening money earner EVER.

"Jesus" out............

So "Madge"  aka Madonna..... Has traded in Jesus, For a 24 year old dancer called, Brahim Zaibat...... Well I did tell you that Jesus would get the boot. So will this one, before Christmas. As they say 24 goes into 50....... More than 50 goes into 24.

Ding Dong..........soon............

Oh Dear Oh Dear,,,,,,,,,,,, All is a flutter in Hollywierd. Well in the "lavender" neighbourhood at least. It seems, there's a rumour doing the rounds. That actor & Broadway star,  Cheyenne Jackson. Has secretly married, his beau, physicist Monte Lapka. No he hasn't. But here's the prediction.......... Watch the mail for the invites...........

Secrets don't work............

Well, well..... back in August. Supermodel Kate Moss, married her boyfriend Jamie Hince. Seems she wanted to keep it secret. Ooppppps !!!!!!!!! It'll be in the divorce court, before the 1st Anniversary.

Found...........

So Gavin Rossdale has admitted that when he was 17 yrs old. He had a fling with, "Marilyn". Boy George's  best friend. Big deal.......... He was seventeen....... He was finding himself.......... He found himself......... He found Gwen Stefani............ He found happiness.......... Good for him.......... However, 2015/16 brings trouble to the relationship. Gwen will want "Out"

So out of touch...........

December 13th , was to be the staff Christmas party. At Buckingham Palace........... This is the party that the staff, get to rub shoulders with the Royals. Where the Queen, dances with a footman...... It is the highlight of the staff's year........ A real "Thank You". Well HRH, as a cost cutting moved has canceled it....... Granted she's saving  $100.000.... A good deal of money to most people. But HRH is the richest woman in the World. (plus it's a tax deduction) She should have had an even grander do.......... The Royals are truly out of touch................. HRH needs to take better care of her health, especially 2013/14 then 2017 around the Spring..

Here's hoping...........

As we have all watched. Transfixed as the miners in Chile, are rescued from their 70 days below ground. We see what faith they all have....... Let's hope that we can all take a little of that Faith, that they have shown us. By doing so get rid of all this hate and fear, that has been growing in our World. It is time for all of us to become nicer to one another............ We have to stop hate being OK.......... We have to stop not liking people ,  just because they aren't "Our" normal........ To the Gods we are all normal............. The sooner we get used to that, the better.

Explains everything..........

Not a survivor............

The Hollywierd rumour mill. Is rampant with gossip that. Ex Miss California. Dumb, Silly Bitch... Carrie Prejaen....... Will be on the next season of  "Survivor"....... Please God no........ But here's the prediction..... Is she is it'll be the last season of the show.

Spooky...............

Matt Damon's new movie "Hereafter" Which is released in the States  22nd  Oct 2010. Is about a "Psychic.."_ (No not me, or as far as I know ha ha) From what I have seen of the trailers... It looks like it was written, by someone who knows what they are talking about. It'll be a hit.

Ding Dong soon.........

This is Cher's new beau  Ron Zimmerman. He cleans up really nice...... He's also a keeper......... He treats her like the Queen, that she is. So watch for wedding bells soon....... He

Can I remember it all.............???

High in the Hollywierd Hills..... When not driving around on his Harley...... Billy Idol is putting pen to paper, or finger tips to keyboard...... He is writing his autobiography....... He has a little time,  as it's not due out till late 2011 or early 2012. But it will be a monster hit, that's for sure.

70 years today..........

Today John Lennon would have been 70 years old. Happy Birthday John......... One has to wonder, what music we would have if he had he not been taken away so young......... Imagine what drivel, we will hear from so called experts today ??

Look out CNN the moron appraoches........

So Piers Morgan............ says that he ready to take over. Larry Kings CNN, spot in January. He says "I won't be another man sitting there in braces" (suspenders to Americans) He claims that the format will be completely different. So different that it'll last all of five minutes. He also goes on to explain all that he has done in his career.. Way too much drivel to put on here. Well here's my claim about Piers new career move.   It'll be the biggest flop of his career........ Believe me there's been a few......... For example America's Got Talent.......... Although he thinks he's good on that show too !!!!! Just wait till the summer of 2011... To see watch catches up with him from his past in the UK. Larry King will be back on your TV screens in 2012.

Fly by............

On Saturday afternoon. Prince William, Rescued a desperately ill man, from a gas rig off the coast of Morecombe, in England. Believe me, if you were on a gas rig, off the coast of Morecombe. You'd be gravely ill too. Having said that. The PR has started to put HRH, in an even better light than he already is. All this to piss off Camilla. But it is really, to get the World ready for a Royal Wedding.  Or at least the announcement of such. But to also prepare the World for King William..... "What" I hear you say........ William & Kate, will be engaged before this Christmas. Kate's wedding dress will be 40/50's style think Grace Kelly Oh yeah.......... Next year during the Queen's 60th Anniversary of being on the throne. She will announce that she will step down. Bypass Charles and give the throne to William...... So you see, Camilla will be pissed....... I love it..............

A thought............

Over the last three weeks in the USA alone. Five young Gay people have committed suicide. It has got to stop. People who use religion, as an excuse to call people who are different, for whatever the reason...... EVIL....... Are themselves the evil ones. If any of them happen to read this. I ask you to consider the following. Imagine that your only child, suddenly becomes very ill. So ill in fact, that you have to rush them to the emergency room. The only Doctor who is able to help you and your child. Is a Flaming, Black, Stiletto wearing Drag Queen............. Do you still stick to your beliefs? Do you leave ? Do you let your child die ? Or do you suddenly see the light? Allowing the Flaming, Black Stiletto wearing Drag Queen Doctor, to use their God given gifts to save your Child. But no doubt it'll take some brave sportsman to come out, while still active in sport. Fingers crossed that in the next two or three years. A "TRU...

Messy,messy..............

He He it's going to be fun & frolics, in London's High Court this week. Peter Andre tells all,  as he sues his ex wife Jordan. For slander & libel......... He'll win whether it's settled out of court. Or he let's rip in court...... Hopefully we will get to hear all the mess......

Strike.........

The staff at the  BBC Television were planning a strike. Quite right too....... But now it's been called off....... Why? Well it would have stopped the broadcast of with the Conservative Party Conference. Exactly why the strike should go ahead...... These  Ivory Towered Tories, need to be off the air ! It's the only way, they will notice something is wrong.

What a BITCH...............

Supertart Paris Hilton,  she who was arrested, the other week for having, cocaine in her handbag. Who was delivered, a slap on the hand for the offence.  But was placed on probation. Who was then banned from entering Japan. Was leaving a West Hollywood restaurant. Wednesday night........ With her current beau Cy Waits. Well he ran over the leg of a paparazzi. Then drove off.............. He'll drive away from the tart within the year "Lovely evening with friends and family ruined by aggressive paparazzi.  They are literally insane!" She needs to go to jail........ If only to learn some manners.......... Later returned without the Supertart. He was arrested and released. But just to show how out of touch this bitch is she tweeted.