Boyband One Direction.
Are to release their first perfume,
on August 25th.
I can only imagine what it'll smell like.
I mean what do five young men,
in a room smell like,
not good, or sweet, perhaps sweaty.
It'll cost you $55.
I know some daft parent will get it for their precious little one.
But if I were them I 'd wait a while.
It'll show up in the 99c store very soon.