So the makers of
"I'm a Celebrity get me out of here".
Are trying their very best to sign.
Nigel "I'm a UKIP Looney" Farrage
To do the show.
Let's hope they get him.
Then let's pray our Aussie friends,
find a couple of swamps for him.
If he does go to Oz.
It'll be trouble...
At the moment the producers are offering him $500.000.
He's greedy enough to do it...