Look out, Look out, there's a "CULT" Memeber about

So "Ladies" the rumour mill in Hollywierd.

Is a buzz with the fact that Tom Cruise,

 & his buddies at the "CULT".

 Are on the look out for another "wife",

  for his Highness.

Now we all know how successful,

 in the past that was.

So now a change of plan.

They are looking for "Non Showbiz" idiot,

 er I mean woman.

Do they not know of equal rights and all that.

I mean to say, it's not like anyone believes, 

he likes the "Ladies"