"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

President wanna be, governor quitter, Sarah Palin…….now TV host ? A program called “Real American Lives”. Is to premiere April 1st, on Fox. Well it has to be an April Fools Joke. It’s Fox, and has the word “REAL” in the title. Nothing ever is real on Fox. So no doubt it will be cancelled on the 2nd. If that doesn't finish her. Hopefully she'll be in Alaska when the volcano blows.

Will Ferrell star of Anchorman ! Thinks that Anchorman 2 is just on hold. Sorry Will….. It’s been sent to wherever the first one should have gone. HELL…….

Katie Price still wants to be a popstar. Who cares if she can sing or not. It just can’t happen. Please ask in your prayers for producers not to help her.

Kimberly Locke American Idol Alumna. Has a new release……. “Strobelight” It is going to be a global hit.. You heard it here…..

Heather Mills is all upset, That her former nanny is telling all in court. Well Missy Gold Digger.. You should have been nice to those you employed. She should have settled out of court. It would have been cheaper.

West end Star Michael Ball is going to play “Shrek” in the musical stage version. It’ll be fantastic…… Well worth the price of a ticket. But wait till 2012...... Then he'll have a massive West End hit.

So Ricky Martin came out of the closet. Good for him. He said he didn’t do it before, because his handlers told him not to. Do these handlers think everyone in the World has a white cane & a guide dog??

When is someone going to step in and help the really out of control. Lindsay Lohan ? Obviiously her stupid mother and father aren’t. OPRAH…………

Dozy bitch Carrie Prejean she of equal/opposite marriage fame. Is being sued by the, “Christian” PR company. That helped her. Glad to say she’ll lose. Karma he he…..

Warning,warning.... Jeni Barnett ....... is back form her holiday in Scotland. She's back on air LBC radio tomorrow. Sorry............

So the Pope says that , he won’t be intimidated, by all the criticism of his handling, of the latest sex scandal. (Wait till the 2012 sex scandal starts) Well if that doesn’t tell the World, that the Vatican never listens nothing will. This Pope is the beginning, of the end for the Catholic church. Seems to me the devil is at home, with the Holy C.

Music superstar Mika. Has always been over the top. But his next project is fantastic. He’s taking Sir Ian McKellen on tour with him. Can’t wait……….

Ricky Gervais is joining “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Now that is going to make that show Become really funny. Let’s hope they keep him. Oh by the way he will be hosting the 2012 awards too.

If George Michael, doesn’t start behaving himself. He is going to loose his longtime beau Kenny. So they have an understanding. But if Kenny goes, That will be the end of George Michael.

“Jerseylicious” aka The Gatsby Salon…. WTF is this so called Tv Show. Please………. Thank Goodness it won’t last. Can we have someone with an IQ over 2. To produce television shows.

Fans of 24 hrs TV show. Don’t panic…….. It is on it’s last season, true. But it’s going to be made into a movie, Probably more than just one.

Beyonce, pregnant ? This is a surprise ?? Not the first time. But this time it won't work out. However in 2011/12  well that's a different story. Thankfully………. Buy "PINK"

Dappy, rapper of N-Dubz fame… What the hell is the entertainment biz coming to? Ok I love zany, but this is just too much. Mind you the good news is….. It’s a flash in the pan.

As Joy Baher goes from strength to strength with her CNN show You can feel the jealously from Elizabeth Hasselbeck towards Joy on “The View” on which they both appear. There will be a scrap. Soon............

This competition between Jesse James & Tiger Woods. To see who has the most mistresses. Is really warming up, It’ll be close. But I feel Tiger will still win. Just wait till he's exposed as the woman hater he really is.  He is disgusting.

Brit actor Ed Westwick, From “Gossip Girl” Got his knickers in a twist, Because a member of the public Took his picture… Duh Ed you are on the telly. If you don’t like it. Drive a cab ! Mind you that's nothing. Wait till the truth. How he treats women comes to light. It's not going to be pretty. Hope he likes stripes.

Watch out, watch out. Christina Aguilera Is planning a comeback. A talent show thingy.. Something about teams. Her team may not win. But she will......... About time too. Better than ever…….. However she has to take care in 2012 or else??

So Aziz Ansari is to host the MTV movie awards this year. God help us. A stand up comedian that should simply sit down.

Chris Evens has signed to play the super hero Captain America. Well he is used to playing camp. Remember him from the Fantastic 4 When he played Johnny Storm The Flame……….. I wonder if the gas will be on full this time.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Jeni Luv xoxoxo

So Mario Lopez is going to be a dad. With his girlfriend, Courtney Mazza. Interesting that he’s not going to be a husband. Do they think about the child? Courtney get a lawyer now.

Pamela Anderson showed what a true pro and diva she is on DWTS. She may just be the dark horse to watch.

So Rob “Twilight” Pattinson Thinks he looks like a Transvestite In the latest installment . I wonder if he has just bought a mirror. Rob, you look the same in them all.

Tiger by all accounts is going to re appear at “The Masters”. Which I am told is a golf something or other. Can’t wait……… It’ll be a disaster………

Reese Witherspoon has a new beau, Hollywood agent Jim Roth. What great news .. A perfect match, For them both. Baby 2012..... They should both beware March/April 2013  & 2023

Rosie O’Donnell is to return, To our TV screens in 2012. Thank God. About time we got someone with a sense of humour back on the airwaves. But it will get cancelled.

If Michelle McGee aka Jesse James’s mistress. Thinks that she will benefit, from all the attention she is receiving will help her career. Duh, Michelle you don’t have a career. Although I hear Walmart are looking for shelf stockers, on the night shift. Well she'll be able to put the "tell all" book Jesse James will write on the shelves, as she tries to read it.

RHONY cast member Kelly Bensimon. Why can’t everyone else see that she’s MENTAL. Oh you do….. Well for the rest of you. This is the season that she will show her true colours. Both on & off screen.

Reggie Bush aka Mr Kim Kardashian, Seems not to have learned his lesson. He’s still hanging out in the wrong places with the wrong people. Especially pretty brunettes. I sense a break, again. But she'll be back. But bet Kim keeps the ring. She won't be sad for long. She'll snag another idiot that plays with balls. Only lighter...... Summer wedding bells. But it'll end in divorce.........

The bosses at British Airways. Need to get off the thrones, in their Ivory Towers and start to take note. The trolley dollies need the wage rise. That they are seeking. If the bosses don’t pay,           This will get very nasty.                   Mind you wait till all the Dodgy buying and selling of parts etc. Get  EXPOSED!!!

Scumbag Rob Fusari, Lady GaGa's ex. Is suing the Diva, claiming that he created her. Lady GaGa I suggest. You send this wanker your parents telephone number. Then let him tell them he created you. Stand back and watch the feathers fly.

Brit actor Gary Lucy. Is set to play the late Kurt Cobain, of grunge rock group “ Nirvana” A big departure from Garys’ clean cut image. However he’ll rock it ! But wait till 2012 and the tell all book appears re Cortney Love. She won't be happy...........

The fabulous actress Tilda Swinton, has a movie coming out in the coming weeks. In which she speaks Italian. Even if you don’t. Go see it. It’ll get her an Oscar.

Sugababe pop group member, Heidi Range is engaged. To DJ Dave Berry. Well let’s not hold our breath. Dave hope you got the ring on

The rumour mill in “Tinseltown” Says that the Natalie Wood, Death case is about to be reopened. If they do it’ll be very nasty. Personally I don’t think they will get anywhere. But 2013 may be a different story all together. Due to a different source.

Heidi Montag has just filmed her debut movie role. In a movie called “Just go for it” With Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Anniston & Adam Sandler. Obviously a comedy. I see this one going direct to DVD….. Sometimes even Hollywood goes too far…..

Heidi Montag has just filmed her debut movie role. In a movie called “Just go for it” With Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Anniston & Adam Sandler. Obviously a comedy. I see this one going direct to DVD….. Sometimes even Hollywood goes too far…..

602lbs Donna Simpson is trying to become the World’s fattest woman. She intends to eat her way to 1,000lbs over the next two years. She’s a mother. I predict someone is calling Child services as you read this.

In a recent interview designer Karl Lagerfeld Is saying all sorts of weird things. Maybe when he lost all that weight, he also lost his marbles. Mind you he does carry a fan.

So fame whore, Katie Price aka Jordan. Has finally got to the bottom of the barrel. She wants to release a line of Children's Cosmetics. Featuring her daughter. It won’t happen. PETE CALL CHILD WELFARE NOW !!!!!!

UK comics Ant & Dec co hosts of “Britain’s Got Talent” Have had some wonderful success in their careers. But you ain’t seen nothing yet. Just watch them get stronger and stronger, over the next five years. But, wait till Ant is found out. about his cheating ways. With the "Assistant..."

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

Now that Boy George & George Michael, have ended heir 20 yr feud. We can look forward to a fabulous duet, That will be a Worldwide hit. Can’t wait.

UK X Factor winner singer Joe McElderry is on another winning streak. This time as a male model. Even though he’s only 5’5” he’s in big demand. Along with the tall guys. Watch how quickly he’s on billboard, in Times Square.