"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Katie Holmes has been offered, the role of Jackie Kennedy, in a new 8hr TV mini series. Which of course she has taken. Which is going to put a hold on, Tom's desire to have another child. Wonder what excuse she'll use once, the show has wrapped.

The Duggars, those religious nuts. Who have 19 children. What's more Mrs Duggar (44) nearly lost the last one. Are talking of having another ! These people are competely bonkers. He needs the snip.

Mr & Mrs Pratt....... Are not good at keeping the house clean. They let their dogs pee & poo, all over the house. When Heidi gets upset about the mess. Mr Pratt, tells her to pick it up. Seems to me that Mr Pratt, like the dogs isn't housebroken.

Hugh Hefner,wants "Ironman". Robert Downey Jnr to play him in a new biopic. Hef's  not stupid. Robert would be fantastic. If "Ironman" says  yes. I smell a hit.

So tapes have been released that show, Micheal Jackson, had a troubled mind. This is a surprise? If you came from that family, you'd have a troubled mind. Wait till the rest of the tapes are released. Then there will be some red faces. Secrets (open) that will shock the World.

So those idiots of the "Jersey Shore", TV show, now filming  season 2. Got some bad news today. They are all going to be replaced for season 3. Couldn't happen to nicer people. They won't work after season 2. So peace is on the way. Wait till companies start paying them  "NOT" to use their products.........

Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne. Are having a spat. It started at the very swanky, Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Seems Lindsay, went too close to Avril's table. Not done, in Hollywierd, with out an invite. This is going to get alot worse. he he.

Don't think that just because Gordon Brown, has said he'll step down. (as he says not till September) That he has given up. What he is up to, is a stroke of genius. Just wait and see.

Idiot child Alexis Neiers from, reality show "Pretty Wild" Is going to the clinky for, robbing Orlando Bloom's home. Should be six years. Then she would be a role model.

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe. Is trying to get a body like. Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. For his next Broadway role. Daniel darling, you'll need steroids, lots of them. Or it won't happen. Romantic heartbreak in Autumn 2012.

So Andrew Cowles, telling his version. Of what happened the night his husband, Stephen Gately, of "Boyzone" fame died. The problem is, it is his "version" However, one day the true version, will be told to his family. Then watch the feathers fly.

Seems "Take That" boy band member  Gary Barlow. Has been rubbing elbows, with the Queen. The real one. (Not those that manage boy bands). She wants him to be her party planner. For two big events. Her 82nd birthday in 2011. The other her Diamond Jubilee in 2012. Hope her QE2's hubby makes it that far. Hubby's health needs to be watched at Xmas. I smell a knighthood. For Gary.  Or at least an OBE for starters....

Michael Lohan, Lindsay dad. Says he is "Disgusted that Lindsay is to play a porn star" Maybe......... But he'll still try to get his hands on her money. Moron, hypocrite. GET A JOB !!

A reporter called Ramin Setoodeh. Who writes Newsweek. Wrote an article in which he states. Straight men can play "Gay", but Gay men can't play "Straight" What a load of "BOLLOCKS" Ramin, good luck in getting, any more interviews in Hollywood. Haven't you heard of the "Lavender" mafia?

Darlene Egelhoff, Spencer Pratt's mother in law. Is facing foreclosure. When the moron Spencer Pratt. Heard the news he stated; " Best news I have heard all week". Indeed a PRATT & a complete WANKER.

Seems like Susan Boyle will play Fantine. Well at least for one performance. Cameron Mackintosh, wants her for, the 25th Anniversary of Les Miserables. In London later this year. She'll be fabulous.

Don't take the romance between. Cheryl Cole & rapper WILL.I.AM. To go anywhere. It's a PR stunt. But when the R Kelly "Cult".. Is exposed,  that won't be a PR stunt..

So Mel Gibson, who recently had a baby with his ex girlfriend. Well while she was pregnant, Mel was seeing a porn star. Funny how the ones, that claim to be religious. Are the ones that are the worst cheaters. What a PIG........

Comic/actor Andy Dick, now lives in a plastic garden shed. With a rabbit for a room mate. Maybe this will sort him out. No it won't. Things are about, to get really terrible for Mr Dick. Including a lawsuit he,   won't be able to recover from.

Gene Simmons "Kiss" front man. Would like Lady Gaga to join Kiss. Listen Gene if you ask her nicely. She will..... Lady Gaga is a PR genius. BRILLIANT..

Another sequel "Mission Impossible 4". Will hit theatres December 16th 2011. So no doubt we will be swamped with promo's. What a shame "MI4", couldn't go to the swamp, NOW.

So "Ghostbusters 3" . Will be released Christmas this year. What's more it will make  more money, then the other two put together. So guess what "Ghostbusters 4" won't be far behind.

So Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace the porn star. In a movie about Lovelace's life. Well in Lindsay's favour, she won't have many lines to learn. But personally I think this will. Turn out to be the death nail, in her career. Altough I don't think she'll do it the end. As the director will end up dropping her.

It's great to see Kylie Minogue. Back in the limelight, looking fabulous. After her recent health issues. Watch for more from this Pop Diva.

"Bones" hunky lead David Boreanaz, has confessed to cheating. But he only did so, after his mistress. Went public. Well, is going to get a lot worse. Just wait till the mistress tree get's a good shake. See them all come falling down.

Sienna Miller & Jude Law are back together. Good. Maybe they will both behave this time round. After all they are each others "Soulmates"  

Julianne Hough will be back on next seasons DWTS. Seems her country career didn't quite take off. Never mind Julianne. Try this, do DWTS and do the country stuff on the side. Because when you are on the box, every week people remember you. When you aren't they don't.

Country Superstar Chely Wright, has come out of the closet. Well this is going to get very interesting. As of all the music genres country, is the most homophobic. But I think she'll be more popular, in the long run.

So Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, married just two years. Renewed their vows the other day. Pray tell, what are they trying to prove? That they are married? Or that it is a real marriage? My thought. "Ye doth protest too much". However they will be pregnant by years end. Times two, one of each.......

Uwe Mitzscherlich, a German nutter. Has married his cat. He bribed an official to make it legal. OK I could say something naughty. But, this is OK ? But same sex marriage is not. So much for sanctity of marriage.

Spencer Pratt is a Pratt. He's now trying to market an energy drink. That has a connection to those Jersey Shore idiots Can you imagine drinking anything that twit has touched. NO. It won't go anywhere, even if he does launch it.

Throwing Diva Naomi Campbell is set to marry Russian billionaire  Vladislav Doronin. Let's hope everything in the church & at the reception in glued down. It won't last. She said the money doesn't matter. Bollocks. It's all about the money.

Vernon Kaye UK TV presenter, is in deep "do do" A la Tiger, although not as many holes. I'm afraid it's going to get alot worse old chap. He's in real danger of loosing his career.

"Tween" pop star Justin Bieber. Is being exploited left right and centre. Someone with his real interests, i.e. a PARENT ! Needs to step in and take charge. Before the nasty stuff starts to turn up. In the fall of 2011........ As well as heart break in 2012. Along with bad behaviour that even Canadians find offensive.

Rush Limbargh that hate spewing radio talk show host. Is back to comparing, President Obama to Hitler. Just because there is "Free Speech" . Doesn't mean it's free. Rush needs to take a look at himself.

Tonight Ricky Martin made his, first public appearance, since he came "Out" On the Latin Billboard Awards. On Telemundo Television. He got a standing ovation.  From a Latin macho audience. Maybe times are a changing. But just wait till he gets married in 2014/15.

OK, so no one else is going to say this. Katie Holmes aka Mrs Tom Cruise. Needs to get away from her current life. Before she cracks up completely. Under pressure of her husband and the crackpots, that surround him. From that cult he loves so much. Because Katie he loves that cult, more than he loves you ! Oh! just wait till the auditioning of his "Wives" comes to light.

Maxxie aka Max Oliver, from BGT where impersonates his idol "Lady Gaga". He has been getting hate mail, along with death threats. What is wrong with people. It's called entertianment, you morons. Why don't you put on a frock and stand up there. On the real Gaga front engagement ring in 2012.

Betty White & Valerie Bertinelli. Are going to have a show on TV. In fact on the TV Land channel. It's going to be a massive hit. Set your tivo's......

The powers that be in Arizona, need to take a step back. Think back 60 years..... To what happen then. Feel familiar ? A very slippery slope.

UK Boy band "JLS" Are here in Hollywood. Walking around like normal mortals. However no one seems, to recognize them. What a shame.

I think NBC are crazy. They are in talks with Piers Morgan. To make him the next Barbara Walters. Please God no. If they do, it'll tank in the first month.

David  Beckham is putting on weight. Duh, he's out due to injury. Just proves he's human. Trust me he'll be in shape. In time for the next million dollar  ad campaign. France "beckens" in 2013......

What is wrong with BGT judge, Amanda Holden...... So OK celebs have a bit of botox, every now and then. But, she's gone way too far. I think she's gone on to the filler.

For all the "Gleeks" in the World. The next diva to appear, on the hit show "Glee" Will be JLo, yes Jennifer Lopez. That's one to tivo, for sure.

OK so you know I don't like rap music. But this kid called  "Akala" is going to be a global hit. Let's hope his pants stay up.

At last xxx actress Jenna Jameson, has filed battery charges against her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. He needs to thrown into the clink. Then loose the keys.

Super brain Stephen Hawking, has declared that there are Aliens. Whats more they are coming to get us. Er too late Stephen... They are here already. Haven't you met the World's politicians?

Bristol Palin is upset that her, email account was hacked. I get that...... But if your mother wasn't such a hypocrite. Then no one would know who you were. Hence no hacking. Simple fire you mother.

Brit actors Vinny Jones & Tamer Hassan. Came to Holywood and started fighting. What arseholes. Listen you two, you are British. You are supposed to have some class. Grow up. Or they will take away your green cards.