"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Well, well........... Nick Jonas. he of the Jonas Bros fame. You know those boy's who are whiter than white. Seems he's dating two girls............... While starring as Marius in London's West End. See just send em to the UK...... Instant...........grown up behaviour ha ha.......

According to Forbes Magazine. Lady Gaga, is the World's 4th most influential celebrity. Personally I disagree.. But even they will have, to put her at No 1 in 2011.

If you think the B.P. spill is a mess. Then just wait. Right where the spill is and in the surrounding Gulf. Is a build up of methane gas........ Which if left as is. Will blow the Gulf and surrounding ares to the Heavens,  or more likely Hell. The powers that be know about this. But as usual are not taking any notice. Why, well they are hoping nothing will happen. Isn't that what they thought about the oil spill?

Have you seen the latest pics of, Britney Spears? She looks fabulous........ I sense a new hit from her very soon. Nice to see her back on the right track. Well done, Brit. 2012 is her year..........  Especially on TV.  But only one season....

Johnny Depp is being touted to play, Time lord " Dr Who "........ In the movie version of the long running, BBC TV show  Dr Who. Brilliant choice..... Johnny sign the contract. It'll be a smash.

Two American Presidents. Abraham Lincoln & John F Kennedy. Were shot in the head in public. Just months after they tried to  revamp the American Banking System. Beware Oscar has revenge in 2013.

Katy Perry soon to be Hubby, Russell Brand.................. Is to be signed by American radio. The deal is worth MILLIONS....... Plus he'll be a massive hit. If he signs. Mind you the marriage won't.

Megan Fox marries her beau Brian Austin Green in Hawaii the other day. She also lost the engagement ring, in the sea............ Not a sign of Good Luck. Baby in 2012. Well at least they had a nice holiday in Hawaii.

Disgraced popstar & closet case I'm not Gay  Chris Brown,,,,,, Broke down during his performance, as part of a Michael Jackson tribute. At the BET awards over the weekend. What a pile of Bollocks. He was just play acting, plain and simple. He needs to stay out of trouble in 2012. Or else............

Katie Price aka Jordan. Has a new single to be released July 12th. Called " Free to love again " I wonder what her hubby to be Alex Reid thinks of that title... He should be very worried.

Well. well looks like Beyonce , is about to give her Dad the boot as her manager. She found out that her Dad cheated on her Mum, plus had a "Love Child" with his tart. So he's out....... Good. Now watch how Beyonce's career, get's a new lease on life.

George Hamilton is to do a reality/docusoap, for the TV Land channel......... It will be a hit...... It will be over the top....... It will be camp...... It will be a laugh....... At last humour back on TV. Even if it is cable.

LeAnn Rimes must be wondering, if the Karma Gods are catching up with her. Tickets for her shows are now 50% off. They are still not selling........ Time to take stock, Dear.

As you may know. Today 26th is a lunar eclipse..... An interesting one. It is going to make the sensitive, more sensitive. People yes.... But also all things electronic, cellphones, computers, cars. As well as credit cards, debit cards, etc. Due to their magnetic strip. Make sure you put them in a safe place. Especially when you use them,  don't forget to put them back in your purse/pocket. If you use a card at the ATM, remember to take it back from the machine,  as well as picking up your money. We are entering a time, where we will be made, to be much more aware of our surroundings. Please take care of yourselves. We have to take more care of each other. We have to take more care of this spaceship, we call Mother Earth, (even though we don't treat her like one)  Beware friends,  Mother Earth may just decide to give us a few shakes. Not just in the usual places either. Along with some strong winds,  she is really ready to show us. Who is really the boss.

American Idol runner Up Clay Aiken. Wants Simon Cowell's old judging job. Personally I think one lesbian, on the panel is quite enough. I think either Lady Gaga, or Adam Lambert, should get the job  anyway. Randy Jackson needs to watch his back in 2012. As he is in real danger of getting the chop.  Then getting rehired.........

Ryan Seacrest & DWTS pro Julianne Hough, are dating................. well this should get interesting very quickly. I wonder who, has more beauty products in the bathroom? Don't wait for a wedding invite though.

The tabloids are suggesting that, Sandra Bullock & Jesse James. Are getting back together. In a word........ BOLLOCKS.............

NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor, has been charged with the rape, of a 16 year old prostitute. He is going to jail over this....... They are going to make an example of him.

Joan Rivers ex manager Billy Sammeth is suing her. Seems he feels he was the one that, re launched her career......... He says that he was stiffed out of $180k. I can't wait to see this one in court. He'll loose........  

"Bachelor" Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Have called off their engagement. So the surprise is???????? He's a fame whore plain and simple. I think there is more behind this. Wonder if he's looking for a home, in West Hollywood???

Stand up comedian Jerry Seinfeld, is calling Lady Gaga a jerk. While he has the right to his opinion. I have to ask...... "Jerry have you taken a good look in a mirror, lately" Answer, obviously not.

As we approach the 1st anniversary, of the death of Michael Jackson. Over the coming weeks,months & years. We will see all kinds of crap will appear. However amongst all the jibberish, there will be one massive secret that, will come to light............ It has to do with the death scene. What was there, then removed. It will change Jackson history...

The father of, Spencer "THE PRATT" Pratt. Said on fathers day quote, " I wish I had worn a condom " What a wonderful father. As they say. "The apple didn't fall far from the tree" You can't make this stuff up. Can't wait to see what the reply, will be from "THE PRATT".........

So today I watched a documentary, about "The Second Coming". Which featured three people, who believe that they are Jesus Christ. One was a Russian ex traffic cop, who dresses like the Bible version of JC. The second a Filipino who is raking in millions. The third a Brit living in London who is homeless. Personally considering the way we treated JC last time round. I can't see him wanting a return engagement. But even if the 'REAL" JC showed up again. We would treat him just like the documentary, treated the three people who were featured. Regardless...... JC isn't coming back people. Well not until...... We, loose all the fake religion stuff. Regain honest faith. Help each other. Then, maybe JC do a one time engagement.

Dear Oh dear. Jordan & Alex are upset..... Why? Well seems the A listers, are turning down the invites, to the couples wedding next month. He he...... Down to the Z list we go......

Will someone at BP. Please sack that bloody idiot Tony Hayward. Public school boys, and the American public do not mix well. Send someone to DC, who doesn't have his head up his arse.

So it appears that Johnathan Ross, is leaving the Beeb... To join ITV....... for 2 million Pounds. By doing so,  he's taking a 4 million pound pay cut. How sad...... But he'll be a hit.

Look out London. Pretty boy "alleged" actor.... Chace Crawford is over there. He's probably looking for pot. He got busted a couple of weeks ago in Texas. Mind you if you were in Texas,  no doubt you'd need weed too. One good thing,  if he's high he may find his personality......

Perez Hilton is defending himself. Re him publishing the not so flattering photo, of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car....... showing or not showing her ........... you know what. Regardless of his right or not. Let's hope someone in the Cyrus camp. Teaches Miley how to get out of a car, with grace. As well as teaching her grace, full stop.

Camilla the wife of Prince Charles. Is blowing her top, and many other things. as she sees the chance of her becoming, Queen slipping away. Well, Camilla it's going to get even, worse for you. Why? well the "Firm", is planning to throw you out. Without a pension.

On another Palin front...... It appears that Bristol.... Is seeing Levi again. What a dinner conversation. That's going to be when, Mrs Palin finds out.

Sarah Palin a boob job? Who gives a ............ Shame she didn't get a brain transplant. Mind you the two brain cells she has, are still fighting for space in her head. Maybe they can set up home, in her new boobs.

A dear friend has asked me to take a look at the  Lunar Eclipse which will happen, 26 th June 2010. But before I do.  I have to make it clear that I am not an Astrologer. So these thoughts won’t be , Astrologers point of view. It will be  a Psychic point of view. Now that’s clear here goes. The Lunar eclipse on 26 th June 2010,  is in fact one of two. The second, takes place on 21 st December 2012……… Now that one rings a bell to a lot of people. As it happens to be on the very day, that the Mayan calendar ends. Now I don’t believe that the World, will end on 12.21.2012. But I do get the feeling that from the 26 th June 2010. Many things will start to fall into place that will set in motion. Many different, exciting and weird changes. Some of which will make people very nervous …… So they should be. For far too long we have gone along a path of life, that has been far too mean and selfish. We should take note,  NOW....... The heaven...

Looks like Johnny Depp. Is moving to the  English countryside. Can't wait to see what that snobby lot , make of the heart throb. Wonder how long the traffic queues will be. I think I should look for a cottage too. ps He should read. Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle.

Star of the Scissor Sisters Ana Matronic. Is writing a Horror Comic Book. You wait.. I sense it'll be made into a fabulous movie. Making her more money then she's ever seen.....

Piers Morgan, to have his own show on CNN . Please God NO !!!!!!!!. If it were to happen. It would be the shortest run, Or the lowest ratings ever. in CNN history........ Not short enough..... Gone is 2012.

Just when you thought, it had all gone quiet on the Tiger front . It's about to get noisy again. Seems he has a secret child. Born 2003... Can't wait...........

So Jordan & her cross dressing Groom. Tie the knot again next month. Wait till she starts, the bidding war for the photo rights. Bet she gets $2 million.

Adam Lambert has a new video "If I had You" Brilliant........ A hit........ to be followed by many more. http://www.vh1.com/video/adam-lambert/527678/if-i-had-you.jhtml

If the Jackson clan could get any weirder. Well it's about to. Joe Jackson is now blaming, his wife Katherine Jackson. For Michael's death. I think he protesth too much, to be honest. The rest of the family need to take special care of  Katherine Jackson in the summer and beyond of 2012.

Apparently actress Renne Zellweger, is to marry actor Bradley Cooper. Well, if it happens......... They'll be another set of annulment papers, down the line.

The documentary  "A Piece of Work" About Joan Rivers....... Which was just released. Will not only be a hit..... But come "Oscar" time next year. There will be a fabulous surprise.

Pamela Anderson will be in Panto at Christmas in Liverpool. Playing "The Genii of the Lamp" In Aladdin. She'll be a smash hit.......

So Ashley Cole, Cheryl's ex. Has fallen for a pole dancing, stripper tart. He met a few weeks ago. Sounds like she's his level.. the gutter.......... I suppose he can only go up from there, though

Georgia Jagger, daughter of Mick. Is said to be dating Luke Pritchard, leas singer of The Kooks, Well this won't last long, once daddy get's to hear of it. Mind you he need talk, he used to date David Bowie. Mick, may have, maybe still is "Wild" But, different story for the off spring......... 2013 interesting year for Bowie. 

So Simon Cowell, isn't talking to Adam Lambert. Surprise, surprise....... Adam, you don't need Simon. Just keep on the track you are on. Much more stardom, ahead.......... Including fronting an established band....... Clue...... Lillibet.........

Britney Spears,  sexually harassed her bodyguard. I can hardly type for laughing........... What she's 125lbs dripping wet. The bodyguard/ex cop 250lbs. Can't wait  for this one to get to court. He'll loose............ But 2012 is her year with a couple of surprises. On a TV project.......

Looks like the Slimming Guru. Richard Simmons, has been "Outed" In the National Enquirer.... Duh ....... Was it a slow news week. Or did I miss something. Must be old news week. Although, troubling times are ahead. 2014/5/6. NOT GOOD....

A psychic called Ron Bard. Is telling Life & Style magazine. That he is Brad's Psychic. A NO NO.......... So unprofessional to tell who is a client, to the media. My prediction. Ron will be "Persona Non Grata" Oh well..........

The rumours are  that Gary Coleman's death. Was at the hand of another. CORRECT........... They should get the ex/wife/wife.. Into the cop shop and give her a going over. Here's a clue. Think INSURANCE.........