"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Fascinating little tit bit........... In 2007 the Pope.......... You know, the one in the long frock,  red slippers & smoking handbag. Well he ordered that an Exorcist, be placed in each Diocese........ Now that means he, needs hundreds of them. So either he has been, hiding them all somewhere. Or, he has his own "Hogwarts" What are they getting ready for? Jesus returning? The Devil visits Rome to say "Hi"? What do you think? Of course, he denies this......... I think they are getting ready for their own demise...... Once he's gone and he will retire. Then the next one will be.... Here's a clue. Easter 2013.

So Wednesday I went to see., "Hereafter" A movie about a subject of which I know a little. I was pleasantly surprised. Very close to the reality........ Well done Mr Damon, Mr Eastwood & Mr Morgan. I smell Oscar..........

Goodness gracious me........ Mel Gibson is all upset. Why? you ask. Well he's pissed that he was sacked, from his cameo role as a tattoo artist. In "Hangover 2" Because his fellow cast members, refused to work with him. What a shame............. Well Mel here's the prediction..... It's only going to get worse. As you would say from your good book. " You reap what you sow................."

Sir Alex Ferguson....... Manager of Manchester United Football Team. Needs to take care, of a couple of things. 1. His health...... 2. His job,  there are quite a few people,  who are trying very hard to get him out. I'd tell him the health is the most important thing.

Lindsay Lohan, got off easy today in Hollywierd. The judge sent her back to, The Betty Ford Clinic. Till after New Years. The prosecutor, wanted her to go to clinky...... Even so........ Lindsay is afraid that rehab, will harm her career. Lindsay, darling....... Without rehab..... You won't have a "life" to have a career with.

Dear One and All. Many thanks for listening to the show last night......... Hope you all enjoyed it. Luv Christian xxxxxxxxx

Daniel Radcliffe  aka " Harry Potter". Appears in a bra............. In the latest  " Harry Potter" movie. "Deathly Hollows part 1" Released next month. Well that will raise some eyebrows... He he......... But, as usual,  he'll be laughing all the way to the bank. It will earn the most money,  yet for a "Harry Potter" movie. But, part 2 in 2011. Will be the biggest opening money earner EVER.

So "Madge"  aka Madonna..... Has traded in Jesus, For a 24 year old dancer called, Brahim Zaibat...... Well I did tell you that Jesus would get the boot. So will this one, before Christmas. As they say 24 goes into 50....... More than 50 goes into 24.

Oh Dear Oh Dear,,,,,,,,,,,, All is a flutter in Hollywierd. Well in the "lavender" neighbourhood at least. It seems, there's a rumour doing the rounds. That actor & Broadway star,  Cheyenne Jackson. Has secretly married, his beau, physicist Monte Lapka. No he hasn't. But here's the prediction.......... Watch the mail for the invites...........

Well, well..... back in August. Supermodel Kate Moss, married her boyfriend Jamie Hince. Seems she wanted to keep it secret. Ooppppps !!!!!!!!! It'll be in the divorce court, before the 1st Anniversary.

So Gavin Rossdale has admitted that when he was 17 yrs old. He had a fling with, "Marilyn". Boy George's  best friend. Big deal.......... He was seventeen....... He was finding himself.......... He found himself......... He found Gwen Stefani............ He found happiness.......... Good for him.......... However, 2015/16 brings trouble to the relationship. Gwen will want "Out"

December 13th , was to be the staff Christmas party. At Buckingham Palace........... This is the party that the staff, get to rub shoulders with the Royals. Where the Queen, dances with a footman...... It is the highlight of the staff's year........ A real "Thank You". Well HRH, as a cost cutting moved has canceled it....... Granted she's saving  $100.000.... A good deal of money to most people. But HRH is the richest woman in the World. (plus it's a tax deduction) She should have had an even grander do.......... The Royals are truly out of touch................. HRH needs to take better care of her health, especially 2013/14 then 2017 around the Spring..

As we have all watched. Transfixed as the miners in Chile, are rescued from their 70 days below ground. We see what faith they all have....... Let's hope that we can all take a little of that Faith, that they have shown us. By doing so get rid of all this hate and fear, that has been growing in our World. It is time for all of us to become nicer to one another............ We have to stop hate being OK.......... We have to stop not liking people ,  just because they aren't "Our" normal........ To the Gods we are all normal............. The sooner we get used to that, the better.

The Hollywierd rumour mill. Is rampant with gossip that. Ex Miss California. Dumb, Silly Bitch... Carrie Prejaen....... Will be on the next season of  "Survivor"....... Please God no........ But here's the prediction..... Is she is it'll be the last season of the show.

Matt Damon's new movie "Hereafter" Which is released in the States  22nd  Oct 2010. Is about a "Psychic.."_ (No not me, or as far as I know ha ha) From what I have seen of the trailers... It looks like it was written, by someone who knows what they are talking about. It'll be a hit.

This is Cher's new beau  Ron Zimmerman. He cleans up really nice...... He's also a keeper......... He treats her like the Queen, that she is. So watch for wedding bells soon....... He

High in the Hollywierd Hills..... When not driving around on his Harley...... Billy Idol is putting pen to paper, or finger tips to keyboard...... He is writing his autobiography....... He has a little time,  as it's not due out till late 2011 or early 2012. But it will be a monster hit, that's for sure.

Well the internet in Southern California is back up and running.. So I'm back ha ha..........

Today John Lennon would have been 70 years old. Happy Birthday John......... One has to wonder, what music we would have if he had he not been taken away so young......... Imagine what drivel, we will hear from so called experts today ??

Due to the DSL extreme people the internet in Southern California is down......... So till it's up and running again.....

So Piers Morgan............ says that he ready to take over. Larry Kings CNN, spot in January. He says "I won't be another man sitting there in braces" (suspenders to Americans) He claims that the format will be completely different. So different that it'll last all of five minutes. He also goes on to explain all that he has done in his career.. Way too much drivel to put on here. Well here's my claim about Piers new career move.   It'll be the biggest flop of his career........ Believe me there's been a few......... For example America's Got Talent.......... Although he thinks he's good on that show too !!!!! Just wait till the summer of 2011... To see watch catches up with him from his past in the UK. Larry King will be back on your TV screens in 2012.

On Saturday afternoon. Prince William, Rescued a desperately ill man, from a gas rig off the coast of Morecombe, in England. Believe me, if you were on a gas rig, off the coast of Morecombe. You'd be gravely ill too. Having said that. The PR has started to put HRH, in an even better light than he already is. All this to piss off Camilla. But it is really, to get the World ready for a Royal Wedding.  Or at least the announcement of such. But to also prepare the World for King William..... "What" I hear you say........ William & Kate, will be engaged before this Christmas. Kate's wedding dress will be 40/50's style think Grace Kelly Oh yeah.......... Next year during the Queen's 60th Anniversary of being on the throne. She will announce that she will step down. Bypass Charles and give the throne to William...... So you see, Camilla will be pissed....... I love it..............

Over the last three weeks in the USA alone. Five young Gay people have committed suicide. It has got to stop. People who use religion, as an excuse to call people who are different, for whatever the reason...... EVIL....... Are themselves the evil ones. If any of them happen to read this. I ask you to consider the following. Imagine that your only child, suddenly becomes very ill. So ill in fact, that you have to rush them to the emergency room. The only Doctor who is able to help you and your child. Is a Flaming, Black, Stiletto wearing Drag Queen............. Do you still stick to your beliefs? Do you leave ? Do you let your child die ? Or do you suddenly see the light? Allowing the Flaming, Black Stiletto wearing Drag Queen Doctor, to use their God given gifts to save your Child. But no doubt it'll take some brave sportsman to come out, while still active in sport. Fingers crossed that in the next two or three years. A "TRU...

He He it's going to be fun & frolics, in London's High Court this week. Peter Andre tells all,  as he sues his ex wife Jordan. For slander & libel......... He'll win whether it's settled out of court. Or he let's rip in court...... Hopefully we will get to hear all the mess......

The staff at the  BBC Television were planning a strike. Quite right too....... But now it's been called off....... Why? Well it would have stopped the broadcast of with the Conservative Party Conference. Exactly why the strike should go ahead...... These  Ivory Towered Tories, need to be off the air ! It's the only way, they will notice something is wrong.

Supertart Paris Hilton,  she who was arrested, the other week for having, cocaine in her handbag. Who was delivered, a slap on the hand for the offence.  But was placed on probation. Who was then banned from entering Japan. Was leaving a West Hollywood restaurant. Wednesday night........ With her current beau Cy Waits. Well he ran over the leg of a paparazzi. Then drove off.............. He'll drive away from the tart within the year "Lovely evening with friends and family ruined by aggressive paparazzi.  They are literally insane!" She needs to go to jail........ If only to learn some manners.......... Later returned without the Supertart. He was arrested and released. But just to show how out of touch this bitch is she tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan, has booked herself into rehab. Somewhere, in Southern California......... The problem here is that ...... She has booked herself, into a rehab place, that she picked. So you know, that is is a soft option place. Not what she needs.......... She needs a hard core rehab....... A no excuse place.......... A do as we say place......... Not a do as you please place. This is not going to help her at all. Truly sad............

Alex Reid aka Mr Jordan. Has recorded his own version of The Police's Roxanne,  which by the way is his, Drag persona..... Which he seems to think will be a hit. No........... It's a flop in more ways than one. Plus he needs a new wig....... He looks like a cheap imitation, of Cher's half breed.

Next Monday  Oct 4th..... On the Logo channel, A new reality shows starts. " The A List of New York"  (Housewives with balls). It is going to be a massive runaway hit. Be sure to set you tivo's.  You won't want to miss a second of it.

If Bishop Eddie Long....... He of that Georgia Megachurch. Who is being sued,  at the moment by, Four young men for sexual misconduct. Thinks that praying is going to make this go away. Wrong............ He may get to settle it out of court. Which he will then think he's won. But a little later.... All hell will break out. Once his wife files for divorce. Which may take more than one attempt. This is going to make Tigers Mistress list. Look like an ants shopping list. This is just going to get worse & worse. But when you are a hypocrite. This is what happens. Just wait till the feds go after these CROOKS.  Re the fiddling.......

I know  David "Goldenballs" Beckham. Has a lot on his plate at the moment.... With that Hooker Yarn, which by he way is  " Bollocks" But it is no excuse to be rude. Goldenballs, made an reservation, at a Famous Italian restaurant. In Los Angeles........... He wanted, to get in via the back door, to avoid the paparazzi....... The Maitre D' even cleaned up the back door area, for his highness . But Goldenballs was a no show......... Not even a phone call to cancel. Or a call the next day to apologise ....... They say you can judge a man by his manners. So I guess now we know........ "RUDE"

 This has got to STOP.............. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3152904/Tragedy-of-suicide-net-victim-Matthew-Jones.html

David "The Hoff" Hasslehoff, who was kicked off DWTS. After one dance............ Has the rumour mill skipping. That he wanted to be dismissed, so he could romance, his pro dance partner. Kym Johnson.......... Trust me me Kym, has much better taste than him.

Monday, September 20, 2010 No problem, really......... So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

So as Tommy Boy..... Get's himself ready to film Mission Impossible 4...... (which will be a #1 money maker, but crap) By working out hours & hours everyday. Sticking to a very strict diet....... As well as getting Botox for his wrinkles. Restalyne to fill out the crags in his face. Along with facials to make him young & smooth. His "Wife" tells him that she, doesn't want anymore children. She want to just concentrate on your career. Personally I thought she was, concentrating on her career........ Acting as Mrs Cruise............ Oh Well............ No doubt divorce soon ..................

The rumour mill is a buzz..... That A list actress Jennifer Anniston, is back with singer/song writer John Mayer. What a pile of bollocks........ Trust me, she's not that stupid.... Granted she may be seen with him. But a relationship.......... Marriage........... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

If you think with all the fuss over Oprah's. Final season, and it's only week one. That she will disappear from out TV screens. To run a B&B in Santa Barbara.......... Wrong............ Trust me, Oprah will still be on our screens daily. All be it on cable........... Her own.....................

Paris Hilton, copped a deal in Las Vegas, for her cocaine bust. The powers that be dropped the felony charge. For two misdemeanors........ For which she got two six month sentences, suspended. Which means that if she screws up in the next twelve months. She'll go to jail......... Let's hope they have bought the pink paint,  in readiness for her visit.

So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

There's a breeze, a wind, nay hurricane,  beginning to blow. First over the United Kingdom, Europe, then America............... The fear mongering that is taking place, is extremely dangerous. First, the powers that be promote "fear." They say the poor and unemployed are lazy. They tell people to work for free, to receive their unemployment benefit. Which only helps the companies, that support the powers that be. These companies make major profits, on the backs of the said unemployed. Which by their very actions, take away the jobs. That the said lazy unemployed, are supposed to look for. While working at those very jobs,  to receive their unemployment benefits. That they the"Unemployed" have already paid their dues for while previously working. Next the powers that be are removing from the Media. Anyone who is or appears to be, slightly Left of Genghis Khan. They, the powers that be ...... Do not want any voice of descent. As we witness this change as it b...

So the Pope is in the United Kingdom. For which the people of the UK. Pick up the tab.......... Considering the UK is not a Catholic Country. Seems a bit cheeky to me........ Especially since the Pope's, right hand man said  " Flying into Heathrow is like entering a third World country" Well here's my view of the whole thing.

When are those idiots  Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking ab out the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

So JLo has signed on to be a judge on American Idol. For a year.................. Of course she'll be a  great judge and help to the contestants. As well as looking fabulous....... But do you think she's worth the $12 million price tag? I don't............... I think the writing is on the wall for the show.  This is her way of getting the show she wants, with her hubby.......Marc Anthony. But that show won't happen.  As the marriage won't last past 2011. But just wait till all the  " Black Magic " stuff starts to appear.........won't be pretty.  

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drugs. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An ador ing boyfriend " Kenny Goss " Who's going to walk soon. I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist..........

Kate Gosselin on holiday, again. In Cabo San Lucas.......... Says that she needs  a bodyguard........ Even on holiday......... Bollocks.............. Nobody cares......... What she really needs to do. Is stay in Mexico...................

Spencer "The Pratt" Pratt. Was arrested in Costa Rica..... Why.......... He was carrying a gun......... The sad part is they RELEASED him. Please, go re arrest him........... Throw him in a cell, then throw away the keys. For the sake of all humanity.......

Halle Berry's new beau......... Olivier Martinez, maybe be pretty....... A model & actor......... But he's a diva..... At his favourite restaurant in L.A. He insists on the same table,  outside........ The same meal.......... With nothing green on his plate. Ermmmmmm, Maybe Halle can get him to eat some spinach, to keep his strength up. Stork pays Halle a visit in 2013/4........ A little boy. Lets hope he's nothing like his father.