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"NO COCK & BULL" SHE IS GOING TO HUGE.......

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST http://www.myspace.com/cocknbullkid/videos

Won't end well.........

So Crystal   Harris. (the nearly  Mrs Hugh Hefner) Is taking solice in the company  of reality star kinda,  media whore.  Heidi Montag........ This can't be good........ 'Tiz the blind leading the blind. Hopefully Heidi's scumbag husband Spencer Pratt. Won't be giving any advice........ ps Talk about a posed picture.....

Told Ya Jennifer........

Thursday, September 23, 2010 How to sell a tabloid........... The rumour mill is a buzz..... That A list actress Jennifer Anniston, is back with singer/song writer John Mayer. What a pile of bollocks........ Trust me, she's not that stupid.... Granted she may be seen with him. But a relationship.......... Marriage........... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Told YA Derek & Cheryl.........

Sunday, August 15, 2010 No wedding cake for Derek............sob, sob, Rumour has it that DWTS professional, Hoofer Derek Hough. Is ready to marry, singer/Xfactor judge Cheryl Cole. Funny that........ As we won't know till next Wednesday. If the the hold on marriage for all will be lifted. Maybe he has inside knowledge.......... She is however getting ready to drop, her 2nd solo CD later this year. Which she wont..... As it'll be a flop. Under her old married name. Which she plans to keep forever. Not a good sign. As for Derek future marriage/husband.  Me thinks.....P.R. stunt......???? Oh well...... Sorry Derek..............

Told Ya..........Crafty bastard that Ashley Cole .

Saturday, May 29, 2010 What a divorce, Why ? Ashley Cole, footballer,  member of the England team. Is shocked that his wife  Cheryl Cole. Has filed divorce papers. Ashley.....  YOU CHEATED ! What a dick. In true passive/aggressive form...... He'll wait till she's a low point. Then move in to get her back. Just to then dump her later,

Stone deaf....WHAT ????????

After not getting  married Saturday... To his ex fiancee tart. Hugh Hefner  is getting the twins Karissa & Kristiana Stone. His old tarts. To move back in.... To the Playboy Mansion.... The problem is it appears that Hugh's Viagra taking. Has made him stone deaf..... Goodness, even I know that you have to swallow the pills. Not stick them in your ears.....

BREAKING NEWS Canned by CAN.....

UK wild woman, diva, popstar, reality show, what not... Kerry Katona. Has been canned, by CAN her management company. For being plastered......... Someone better get this  woman some help. Otherwise she is going to  be dead.Why? From all the plastic surgery. She's planning! 

Seb Coe,.. couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery

If you think that the mess,  that is the Olympics 2012. Is going to be sorted  WRONG..... It is only going to get worse. Plus it'll lose a fortune......

"How's Ya Belly Mate....."

Looks like  Russell Crowe  needs to give  "Weight Watchers"  as call asap. He's going to be  in the new  " Superman". Mind you the part  he is to play, is the one that  Marlon Brando  played,  all those years ago. So maybe the belly is for a reason. But we all know what he's  like for throwing things around. Would want to be too close  when he starts throwing his weight around. Romantic split in 2012.

TOLD YA....Weiner.... "Dragged Out time"........

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/16/congressman-anthony-weiner-im-resigning-quiting-stepping-down-twitter-facebook-scandal-lewd-photos-pictures-house-members-gym/ Monday, June 6, 2011 Weiner..........A Dick........ So Weiner maybe saying,  that he isn't resigning...... Well maybe no today..... But................. come the end of the month,  it'll be a different story. That's when the  Drag photo's will "come out"  You'll see...... Here's the Crossdresser pics. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/ANTHONY-WEINER-resigns-cross-dresser-sext-ENQUIRER-exclusive-scandal

Close encounters of a Gay kind........

Michele Bachmann ,  the wannabe  Republican nominee  to be the next  President of the USA. Claims that once  she was nearly kidnapped  by an Ex Nun & A Lesbian. Is it just me or do these people  who think that they  should  run  the most  powerful country  on Earth. Are getting crazier........ What next. Aliens attempt to pay Newt Gingrich's jewellery bill? Or maybe the Aliens can become his staff,  who all left him the other day.......... When he returned from his Greek cruise. Mind you I don't think even the Aliens  could rescue Newt from his mouth. He won't win ............  Wait till summer 2012 and the crap that comes out of her gob.

Told Ya......Spiderman......

Tuesday, June 1, 2010 West End to Broadway... one a hit one......... Lilly Allen is set to write the music, for the musical version of  "Bridget Jones's Diary" Fabulous. An instant hit. Unlike the "Spiderman" musical  that will be a massive flop. Even though it has  Bono & the Edge on board. It won't help it being a money pit.

BREAKING NEWS " Keep it in the Family "

Footballer Ryan Giggs. Not for long, soon to be fired. W ho is married  to Stacey   (pictured on the right) Had and affair with  Hooker/Tart  Imogen Thomas...... ( Pictured left  Ryan & Tart) With me so far ? Then it turns out he had an affair with his brother's wife,  Natasha Giggs. Yes that's right his sister in law. ( Pictured left) Whom he got pregnant and made  her have an abortion. Nice guy yeah..... Still with me? So I was wondering what next? I know he'll have an affair with his brother,  (pictured right)  Who also had an affair with some tart. Natasha's hubby...... So that way he can keep it all in the family........ Can you imagine the Christmas dinner this year at the parents house. They must be so pleased..... 2012 even worse...... Wait 10 years! though !  

Oscar Host 2012 & beyond....

Neil Patrick Harris Did such a good job hosting the  " Tony's " Last Sunday....... He should  be asked to do the   " Oscar's " Next year....... Let's pray he accepts. Even if he appears to be the second choice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-6S5caRGpK4

Told YA... Wedding OFF..............

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/14/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-wedding-called-off-canceled-playboy-mansion-argument/ Tuesday, December 28, 2010 Thank God for the little blue pill. Hugh Hefner 84  is to be married again. (won't happen) For the third time..... Over the holidays  he got engaged, to his latest girlfriend. Crystal Harris 24. Looks as though  the 60 year age  difference doesn't bother them. Don't you just love the  "Sanctity of marriage". I wonder what the right wing  religious nut jobs think. But watch for her to re appear in 2012.  

Hugh Hefner Told YA......

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/14/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-wedding-called-off-canceled-playboy-mansion-argument/ Monday, April 12, 2010 83 & 23 = I don't think so .. Hugh Hefner 83 yr old. to marry his new playmate. Crystal Harris 23 yr old. I don’t think so. He’s too smart, She’s too dumb. Plain & Simple………

Still not sorry.......

 Tracy Morgan is going to speak, (No doubt at the urging of his PR people) to parents of LGBT kids  who lost their lives due to bullying. In an attempt to apologize,  for his Anti Gay hate  filled rant the other day. Well if that's how he wants to play it....... I don't believe a word that he says. Let's see how he feels when he sees  his career,    or what's left of it.  Go down the drain,   Along with his lovelife. Too little,      Too late....... Bro........

Karma is bitch....

The end of the World predictor/moron  Harold Camping,  89-year-old head of Family Radio,  suffers stroke .......... He'll be going home before 2014. Hope he knows it's warm where he's going....

Tony Awards......

Neil Patrick Harris Opening number at the  "Tony Awards" Tongue in cheek Took the piss....... Mega hit......... Deserves a Tony himself..... For such wit.........

So Macho..really ?

Sinitta one time  pop/disco star... of "So Macho"  fame. As well as one of  Simon Cowell's Ex's. Appeared at  Blackpool  Gay Pride  last Saturday. In her dressing room  she demanded.... 12 bottles of water. 12 fresh oranges. 12 bags of crisps  (chips in the USA). WTF.............. Gone are the days of champagne & caviar then.... See just how far the Diva has fallen....... Well, that's what happens when  Mr Cowell tires of you. Just as he will with his latest fiancee. Before the autumn.

SHOWTIME..........

THIS SUNDAY 12th June " The Jeni Barnett Show " BBC Radio London. check site for details http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00h5fp3 THIS MONDAY June 13 th THE HANNAH MURRAY SHOW check site for details http://www.talkradioeurope.com/

From Tart to Lady........

So we are supposed to believe that, Alex " Roxanne " Reid & Chantelle Houghton. Are dating for real...... Give me a break.......... It's all show. Mind you I do have to admit his  taste in women is improving. On the other hand when you start in the gutter, the only way is up. So mute point really. Anyway as long as it pisses off Jordan aka Katie Price. That's all that matters.

One to watch.......

America's Got Talent It certainly has in Daniel Joseph Baker whether he wins or not he'll be a big Star. Liberace is back......... http://www. youtube .com/watch?v=0kyXnDy6Ylk

Click, click, Dorothy..............

Suri Cruise....   daughter of  alien worshipper  Tom Cruise. Has a collection of designer shoes. Worth $150k dollars  (90k sterling). Now what I find fascinating  is that she is 5yrs old. So her feet are growing all the time. Say they don't stop growing  till she is 21yrs old. So if her collection is worth  that much at 5yrs. By the time she's 21yrs old......... The collection will be  worth $600k dollars  (360k sterling).                                BOLLOCKS...........

Told Ya... LeAnn & Eddie & Ex Mr Rimes....

Friday, August 6, 2010 Once a cheater, always a cheater...... LeAnn Rimes, she who left her hubby, for married actor Eddie Cibrian. Should have listened to me. I told her that it was the wrong decision. Dear Eddie has been caught cheating on Ms Rimes. With his ex wife................. Karma, such a bitch. Just wait till the old sex tapes appears. Who's LeAnn's that's who's.

Feeling down...........

If you feel like complaining about your life watch this,  The universe certainly does put the seed of  " Gift"  in some interesting places. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BewknNW2b8Y&feature=player_embedded