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X Factor favourite......

Khole Kardashian seems to be the front runner to become the new host of X Factor USA. Dear God, talk about scraping the bottom of the talent barrel. There are plenty of REALLY talented people in Hollywood that would be much better. Come on Simon, go with talent not tart... This will be a disaster.

Told Ya Two CA shakers .....

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc71839170#summary Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

Royal in Law ........on the outs....

  Royal in law Pippa Middleton  just turned 29yrs old. Happy Birthday Pippa. But you need to curb your public image. Or you may find yourself in  The Tower.

Told Ya $30m richer.....

http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/06/camille-grammer-kelsey-grammer-divorce-50-percent-half-property-settlement/ Wednesday, December 29, 2010 Rolling in it............... Kelsey Grammar  looks set to have to pay $30 million to his newest  ex wife Camille. They didn't sign a pre-nup........... When they got married,  he was nearly broke. During the marriage  they earned  $60 Million. As California is a 50/50 state... Camille will get half. Appears that she isn't  as dumb as she looks. Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Told Ya Breakdown here I come.....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4523060/Tom-Cruise-tells-hotel-Kick-out-your-guests.html The Futurist’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 65. TOM CRUISE. Is in for a rough year on all fronts. Family matters and romantic life is in for a big shake up this year. As well his career taking quite a few hits. One of which will be related to his belief in Scientology. Which itself will be dealt some blows this year.  

Wrong direction Pepsi.....

  Simon Cowells' latest plaything. Boy band  "One Direction" Are to be the new face of Pepsi. In a multi million dollar deal. Bring even more money to their master. I don't see them being a hit for Pepsi in fact they will be replaced pronto.

Told Ya Amanda faces jail time.....

http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/05/amanda-bynes-charged-hit-and-run/ Thursday, April 12, 2012 Not going to end well. ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD Someone in charge needs to step in and help Amanda Bynes before it's too late. Otherwise 2013 won't happen for her. Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, April 12, 2012

Told Ya Bye Bye Russell......

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/09/russell-brand-has-already-replaced-geri.html Tuesday, September 4, 2012 Not for long.......... The " Romance " between  Gerri (Ginger Spice) Halliwell  & not funny, funnyman  Russell Brand. Won't last long enough for Gerri to have to think about a Xmas present. Gerri get rid of him, he's a bloody moron. Not to mention a cheater..........

1st Lady secures win.......

  As a Brit with the honour to live in this  Great Country The First Lady has just won The President her Hubby re-election

Heading for a breakdown........

  Over the last few days my favourite Lesbian  Justin Bieber. Has been tweeting half naked pics of himself, sprawled across a bed. The latest is the one above with his  new crown tattoo. This child is on the wrong path. Someone needs to step in and give him  some rules. Or the next set of pics he'll be doing a  Prince Harry.

TOld Ya Casting call for wifey

 http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/news/a403636/paul-haggis-tom-cruise-did-audition-nazanin-boniadi-to-be-wife.html Friday, April 30, 2010 Time to Cruise on out... OK, so no one else is going to say this. Katie Holmes aka Mrs Tom Cruise. Needs to get away from her current life. Before she cracks up completely. Under pressure of her husband and the crackpots, that surround him. From that cult he loves so much. Because Katie he loves that cult, more than he loves you ! Oh! just wait till the auditioning of his "Wives" comes to light. Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, April 30, 2010

Not for long..........

The " Romance " between  Gerri (Ginger Spice) Halliwell  & not funny, funnyman Russell Brand. Won't last long enough for Gerri to have to think about a Xmas present. Gerri get rid of him, he's a bloody moron. Not to mention a cheater..........

Told Ya The Walls are starting to crumble....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/a-dying-cardinal-his-final-interview-and-a-damning-critique-that-has-rocked-the--catholic-church-8101498.html Monday, March 29, 2010 Gucci earplugs, I believe…. So the Pope says that , he won’t be intimidated, by all the criticism of his handling, of the latest sex scandal. (Wait till the 2012 sex scandal starts) Well if that doesn’t tell the World, that the Vatican never listens nothing will. This Pope is the beginning, of the end for the Catholic church. Seems to me the devil is at home, with the Holy C. Posted by Christian Dion a t Monday, March 29, 2010

Playboy says NO....

Teen Tart wannabe actress   Courtney Stodden  who is married to some 50+ actor. Wants to be in  Playboy. But they said no, ha ha. So she's considering other porn roles. This silly little girl is going to end up in the gutter. Which by the way, she is only one stripper heel away from.

Brad Pitt October hit......

Brad Pitt's latest movie  "Killing Them Softly"  which will be released in October. Will be a money making smash. But the critics will feel differently.

Told Ya Mexican shaker.....

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc000cd93.php Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

Silly Sheila..........

Aussie Gina Rinehart who is worth $30 billion +. Says that the poor are having too much fun. She states that the poor should stop being jealous and go do something about it. For instance work harder. Amazing coming from someone who inherited her fortune, so clearly  didn't work hard for it herself. HYPOCRITE. She'll be spending a fortune on a PR campaign after that one.

Told Ya Wife #3 gone........

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19436835 Monday, May 16, 2011 Au Revoir, not quite........ The 62 year old head  of the IMF. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Was dragged of a flight  at John Kennedy airport. Seconds before it was  due to depart. He's been charged with  sexually attacking. The 32 year old maid  who was assigned  to his room. At the hotel where was staying. Now watch how all the other women,  he's done the same to, begin to appear. This is going to get very nasty, very quickly. (But I have a feeling he'll get away with it.  No doubt by saying that the victim, is lying or just after the money.  But later on he'll trip and fall.  Then he'll be finished.) Not to mention the trouble it is going to cause  the French government. About time he was toppled. By the way he's married. He's on his third wife. Not for long........... Posted by Christian Dion at...

Told Ya Randy gets the chop......

http://perezhilton.com/2012-08-31-randy-jackson-steps-down-from-idol-judge-role-made-into-mentor-season-twelve Friday, June 25, 2010 Judge Who?? American Idol runner Up Clay Aiken. Wants Simon Cowell's old judging job. Personally I think one lesbian, on the panel is quite enough. I think either Lady Gaga, or Adam Lambert, should get the job  anyway. Randy Jackson needs to watch his back in 2012. As he is in real danger of getting the chop.  Then rehired again... Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, June 25, 2010

Elementary...........

Lucy Lui is to star in a modern twist on  Sherlock Holmes. She will play Dr Joan Watson,  Sherlock's side kick. In " Elementary " If the powers that be give it a chance it'll be a massive hit. Starts Sept 27th on CBS.

Told Ya, She's at it again blaming others...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/30/lindsay-lohan-elizabeth-taylor-trailer-cleopatra-trashed/ Tuesday, August 7, 2012 Don't worry..... I know that you can't believe that  Lindsay Lohan  has been so quite for a little while. But don't fret. She's going to mess up big time before  the years end. This time she won't get away with it.

Told Ya Lindsay LYING you don't say.....

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/30/lindsay-lohan-chateau-marmont-excuse-bs-lifetime-liz-and-dick/ Tuesday, August 7, 2012 Don't worry..... I know that you can't believe that  Lindsay Lohan  has been so quite for a little while. But don't fret. She's going to mess up big time before  the years end. This time she won't get away with it.

Told Ya Another big shaker......

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usc000cb69#summary Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

WON'T END WELL....

  Shia LeBouf is heading down a very bad road indeed. He seems to think that he is God's gift to the World. NEWSFLASH........ Shia you aren't. He need to get himself together,  before he ends up in a box.

Told Ya Another Ca shaker......

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci15207433#summary Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

Told Ya Dick out........

 http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/08/kourtney-kardashian-allegedly-kicks-scott-out/ Wednesday, February 29, 2012 Trouble in Kardashianville....... Scott "Dick" Disick is trying to get his  Kardshian girlfriend. To leave her MommyManager...... So that he can be her manager. Well he does have alot of time on his hands. It's not like he works....... Other than at being a DICK. At which he does do very well..... It won't happen........  Kourtney will see the light in late summer and throw him out. Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Told Ya and so the bad behaviour continues.........

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/29/lindsay-lohan-banned-chateau-marmont-hotel-bill-banned-minibar-cigarettes/ Tuesday, August 7, 2012 Don't worry..... I know that you can't believe that  Lindsay Lohan  has been so quite for a little while. But don't fret. She's going to mess up big time before  the years end. This time she won't get away with it.

Xfactor........panics......

With the start of the next season of XFactor USA. Only two weeks away. They still don't have a host. Yet they have hired my favourite lesbian  Justin Bieber to play some role. Can't wait. The writing is on the wall for sure.

Told Ya Lindsay's at it again.....

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/27/lindsay-lohan-suspect-in-jewelry-theft-watches/ Tuesday, August 7, 2012 Don't worry..... I know that you can't believe that  Lindsay Lohan  has been so quite for a little while. But don't fret. She's going to mess up big time before  the years end. This time she won't get away with it. Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, August 07, 2012 Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Hollywood Hills........

The Winklevoss twins,  who got $65m from Mark Zuckerberg  in the beef over Facebook. Have bought a $18m mansion in the  Hollywood Hills. They are planning to open a west coast division of their company. If they think that they will be welcome in the Alister's brigade they are deluded.

Told Ya Rosie married.....

 http://icydk.com/2012/08/27/rosie-odonnell-got-married/ Thursday, August 12, 2010 To Talk alot....... The Goddess of TV, Oprah. Has given Rosie O'Donnell her own talk show. ( Wedding Bells in 2012 ) On the new Oprah channel, to be launched 2012. What a stroke of genius. Not only will it be a massive hit amongst fans. They will cancel it too. It will bring back interesting to television. Well done Oprah. Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, August 12, 2010

Going home soon?

Last night I had a dream that I was back in Lancashire, England. Where I was buying fish for the Pope. Odd........

I feel sorry for the Russians.....

What ever you do don't go to Russia in September. Why? Well Supertart/slut Paris Hilton will be topless on the cover of Russian GQ. Did she think that we wouldn't find out? This bitch will do anything for money and I mean anything.

Told Ya 70 Earthquakes already today in Ca...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/08/70-earthquakes-california-border-buildings-damaged.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=649324 Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

Told Ya. Snooki's boy........

 http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/26/snooki-baby-birth/ Sunday, February 13, 2011 Oh No......... DJ Pauly D & Snooki. Are to going to be on the  Red Carpet at the Grammy's. Interviewing celebrities........ (first and last time) What it is the World coming to. Not good........ But worse to come. I feel sorry for the child (boy) she'll have in 2012 . Bottled or draft I ask? Posted by Christian Dion at Sunday, February 13, 2011

Told Ya Big Shaker.....

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc000c76x.php Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes.  2012 will be even worse , with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

A Star is born downunder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u96YmH5fiY&feature=relmfu

More trouble for Ginger.

So just as HRH Prince Harry thought that things were starting to calm down,  over what didn't stay in Vegas. WRONG....... Even more revealing photos are being  shopped around. So keep your eyes peeled, coming to a website near you very soon. The " Ginger" Crown Jewels.  If he carries on like this,  he'll be stripped of his HRH.

Told Ya Getting closer.........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2193246/Why-Im-convinced-Israel-bomb-Iran-weeks-Netanyahu-running-patience-closer-launching-strike.html The Futurist’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 3.    ISREAL They are going to be very naughty in 2012 and they won’t get the response from the rest of the World that they will be hoping for. Best think again guys.  

Won't see Xmas....

  Someone needs to step in and help  country music Stars. Randy Travis. Or he won't need to a Christmas tree,  between 2013/20. His family will be buying a headstone.  But he will go to jail. Hopefully that will wake him up.

Revenge.......

  Now that the Cruise divorce is official. All the TV networks are beating a path to Katie's front door. To get an exclusive no holds barred interview. She's interested in doing it too. For the right amount. Seems she's ready to tell all. Can't wait.

So cute..........

  Actor and Rapper Bow Wow. Is a little upset to say the least. That someone leaked this pic on Twitter. I can't see what's wrong with it. Mind you some of his fans may not see it that way. However he better handle this one very carefully. Or he'll come across as a hypocrite, bigot & homphobe.

Kim Kardashian has a new loo...

  Supertart Kim Kardashian has spent  $150k on a new self flush toilet. Let's pray she forgets to stand up..........  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4501758/Kim-Kardashian-spends-63k-on-a-self-flushing-toilet.html

Told Ya FB still not listening...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192359/Facebook-founder-Dustin-Moskovitz-dumps-nearly-500-000-shares.html The Futurist’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21 st Dec 2011)   FACEBOOK. The bosses at FB are in for a really rough ride through 2012. But , if they listen to the people on FB they will by the skin of their teeth enter 2013 in a much fitter state.

What a wanker.....

  So Todd Aiken the GOP moron  that believes a woman can will away a pregnancy that is created by rape. Refuses to step down from the election race. Surprise, surprise. Goes to show that these people think only of themselves. It does baffle me how these GOP men are so intent on controlling a woman's body. Well if the are so concerned with vagina. There is a hospital in Trinidad Colorado. That will take their own penises. Turn it inside out and create them their very own vagina. They will also cut off their balls, that's if they have any in the first place. Thank God these idiots won't win the election in November