The unfunny stand up comedian, that should really sit down......

  Brit 

(I am ashamed to say) 

comedian?

Russell Brand.

Who's fame is really due to his ex marriage to Katy Perry.

(Katy knows his darkest secrets. Which she has locked away for a rainy day)

Should just sit down and go away.

There's a big fall/breakdown heading his way.

I love how he claims to be of the people.

He's from privilege and wealth...