Sadly, she got a Frog.......

As we approach the upcoming wedding,

 of Pippa Middelton & her non Prince.

(She seems to think it's a Royal one, NOT).

I do hope that she's not thinking.

That the tatty affair she's planning.

Will, top her sisters wedding.....

I sense that the whole thing is going to dive.

Into a complete, and delightful mess.

I mean it's not like it's going to last.....