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Won't work........Run Kat......QUICK !!!!!!!!

Jesse James aka Ex Mr Bullock. Has proposed to  tattoo artiste Diva  Kat Von D......... She accepted....... She's NUTS. I am not going to be  holding my breath. Waiting for an invite to the wedding...... If indeed it get's that far. Which it won't..... Break before Xmas..... Then back on again and then off....  Kat...... Once a cheat ...... always a cheat.

La Rivers.......

Joan Rivers, was booked to do, " Fox & Friends "  TV Show. But because La Rivers..... Dared to call Sarah Plain, stupid & a threat..... (which is the truth). Fox unbooked the Diva. What a pile of wankers........ Joan Rivers, will be remembered along time after. Fox or Palin are gone.........

Hit a man while he's down, that's what she does.......

Below is the statement  from Katie Price. In regards to her  marriage break up. It is " Bullshit "  at it's very best... This is going to backfire against her big time. It will be the making of him....... STATEMENT FROM KATIE PRICE Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly – we all make mistakes and this was one. However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues. I have tried to help him with these issues but they have put a considerable strain on our relationship. Our difficulties were also not helped by Alex becoming more fascinated by life in the media eye. Obviously I cannot be critical of someone wanting to do this and originally I tried to help him with his career by getting him contracts with my production company. If Alex wants to honour those contracts th...

True colours ................

"Jordan"  aka Katie Price...... One of those gifts  that keeps on giving. Is really showing  her true colours. In the way she is treating, her soon to be Ex Hubby. She is behaving 100% the bitch/tart that she is. If she isn't careful... She may just push  him over the edge. From where he won't be able to return.

Sparkle time...........

A friend of mine  Vivica A Fox. Got engaged over the  Christmas Holiday. To Omar " Slim" White...... Good luck Vivica....... As they say  27 goes into 46, more than 46 goes into 27.

Not in..............

Please God NO!!!......... The rumour mill (mainly this tarts own mouth). Is a buzz, with the idea  that this  ex wild child  from the 80's . Emma Ridley....... Will make a comeback. I never know that she was, anyone in the first place. Seems she's in Hollywierd, Looking for an agent..... HA HA HA ...... I am sure they are all out of town. For the foreseeable future......

A sign of not checking.................

Some Moron has sent  the media into a frenzy. By stating that we are  missing a Zodiac sign. Therefore making the  current 12 signs incorrect. What a pile " Bollocks " . So don't worry folks....... Your sign is still your sign. Personally I blame all this  fuss on a slow news day.

Opens tonight...........

  If you are able to go  see the following please do.... It Stars an Old Mate of mine. Jim Bywater It'll be a smash. THE PAINTER By Rebecca Lenkiewicz Directed by Mehmet Ergen TOBY JONES  as William Turner JIM BYWATER  as Turners Dad. Amanda Boxer Niamh Cusack Denise Gough Ian Midlane 12th January - 12 February 2011. 7.30pm at THE NEW ARCOLA THEATRE     24, ASHWIN STREET     LONDON     E8 3DL www.arcolatheatre.com

Open secret..............

Kelsey Grammar,  must have really  pissed off. His soon to  be ex wife, Camille......... As she is telling  anyone .......... that will listen. That Kelsey loves to  wear Ladies clothes. Duh, that's the secret  that everyone in, La La Land knew. But wait till she spills, the secret from " Down South"

Bieber..RUN...............

Kayne West  wants to work with Justin Bieber... Justin RUN....... Tell your Mum  to call child services. You need a protection order.

Told Ya.......

Sunday, April 4, 2010 Stork approaching……. Posh spice & hubby Becks, Are trying for another baby. Well they’ll get one. They want a girl…….. Well that’s good because that’s what the next and last baby will be. Pregnant within a year.

Stop the Hatred.......

I pray & hope that the terrible shootings, that took place Saturday in Arizona. Will stop the HATRED ..... That has been spouted, of late around the WORLD. The people that use this RHETORIC ..... Have BLOOD on their hands..... TIME TO STOP.

Movie star again........

Eminem  is going to make  another movie called. "Random Acts of Violence" He's to play a crime lord..... Perfect casting...... It'll be a blockbuster too.

Damn Technology

Ladies & Gentlemen Boys & Girls..... Here in La La Land we are having, terrible trouble with phones lines and DSL. They say it may take 18 days to fix..... So if my postings are a little sketchy..... Blame the phone companies.......

And the surprise is.............

Oh Dear,  it seems that all  is not well  in the  Wonderful World of  Jordan & Alex. You know her  maybe as Katie Price. She who is "famou s" for being "famous ". Who is married to Alex, the cross dressing cage fighter. Just ordinary normal folk ? They will be split by Easter....

Shakey wakey...........

On Monday night  (UK time) An Earthquake  hit Yorkshire. the place of my birth  more or less. It was a 3.6  on the Richter scale. The biggest in 230 years. Seems to me that things  are a changing. But of course  there is no global warming......... Right........... Well maybe when one hits the East coast of America. Before years end....... Those dingbats in Washington DC will take notice ?

Europe beware...........

Just to let you all know that I will be appearing on the "Hannah Murray Show" http://talkradioeurope.com/ Monday 10th Jan 2011. Check site for details....

Gov 2.0......

On Monday Jerry Brown, was sworn in as  California's new  Governor. For the second time...... Last time was nearly  30 years ago..... Let's hope he's  learned "something" in the mean time. Mind you he can't be any worse  than the last one. Let's hope Arnie will never be back........

Twit...........

Funny man  Russell Brand, is well and truly  in the doghouse. He seems to think  that it was funny, to post a picture  of his new bride. Pop Diva Katy Perry....... without her make-up. Not a good sign. For the future of the marriage. Has he got a lot to learn.......... Oh here's the pic he posted...... On this twitter page........ He did take it down though...... Wait till he writes the book...

T.V, Suits, wakey wakey................

On New Years Eve........ On CNN from  Times Square. Yet again Kathy Griffin  made Anderson Cooper. Wince, laugh  although nervously. Even had Anderson  tell how is mother, Gloria VanderBilt,  is in love with Ms Griffin. At the same time Ms Griffin  made him even more popular. This is what I think, this year, Some big wig suit......... At one of the  major networks...... Will wake up, and give this diva,  genius a show of her own. About time too.......... Plus 2013 and 2014 great years for Anderson.

Happy New Year, hopefully........

I have been asked. What I think 2011 will be like. So here goes........ On the personal front. For those that have had a rough decade. It's going to be much better. For those that have had a good decade. It's going to get very rough. On the Global front. There is going to be a lot of unrest. There is a lot of evil brewing out there. From people who,  for various reasons,  all of them insane. Wish to deliver all kinds of terror to the World. Let's hope that those that Pray for Peace. Have their Prayers answered. Before it gets too out of hand.

Told Ya........

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 Agent & Friend Reese Witherspoon has a new beau, Hollywood agent Jim Roth. What great news .. A perfect match, For them both. Baby 2012 They should both beware March/April 2013 & 2023

He needs to go away........

Just the other day..... Girlfriend beating  thug/rapper. Chris Brown..... was praised by a judge that he  was doing so well. With his probation  for  beating his then  girlfriend Rihanna. But now, the moron  has gone on an homophobic rant. Looks to me like the moron  has gone right back to his normal behaviour.  If she get's back in touch with him,  which she will...... It'll be the death of her, literally !!! He'll just get worse as we enter  the New Year . He will be in jail by the end of 2012

Rolling in it...............

Kelsey Grammar  looks set to have to pay $30 million to his newest  ex wife Camille. They didn't sign a pre-nup........... When they got married,  he was nearly broke. During the marriage  they earned  $60 Million. As California is a 50/50 state... Camille will get half. Appears that she isn't  as dumb as she looks.

Told Ya.........

Monday, April 19, 2010 Awaiting the stork,....sort of... Mr & Mr Elton John, Will adopt a child, in fact more than one. Despite all the crap. That one adoption agency  has given them. Or a bottled version.......

Thank God for the little blue pill.

Hugh Hefner 84  is to be married again. (won't happen) For the third time..... Over the holidays  he got engaged, to his latest girlfriend. Crystal Harris 24. Looks as though  the 60 year age  difference doesn't bother them. Don't you just love the  "Sanctity of marriage". I wonder what the right wing  religious nut jobs think. But watch for her to re appear in 2012.

Takes a cheat to catch a cheat......

Rachel Uchitel,  Tiger Wood's  original TART. Is going to go to school...... She has decided to study  to be a  "Private Detective". The irony............. She clearly needs school to learn the true meaning, of the word "PRIVATE"

The Devil awaits................

The end of the World is nigh...... Bristol Palin is going  back to school. Who, would have thought....... Mind you she is going to  Arizona State University. Let's see if she spouts her  Pseudo Christian Right Wing Politics there.... I wonder if she knows,  that "Sparky" the Devil  is their mascot. I thought you had to have at least a G.E.D. To apply to get into Uni...........??

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE & ALL

Look out, look out.there's a Lohan about. 2.0

Lindsay Lohan  has learned alot, While she has been in  court ordered rehab. At Betty Ford's clinic  in Palm Springs. She's learned how  to kick drugs.... She's learned how  to kick booze. But it looks like she  will still be heading to clinky. Why, you ask........ After returning to rehab late. An employee told her off. La Diva pushed the employee. A big NO NO..... As La Diva is still on probation. The employee wants to press chargers. If that happens....... To clinky La Diva goes..........

Look out, look out.there's a Lohan about.

Dina Lohan has contacted  the FBI  about a  terrifying stalker........ How crazy....... Dina you didn't have to  contact anyone....... Especially the FBI ....... You just have to......... 1. Call your ex Hubby.... 2. Look in the mirror....... 3. Just take a look at your daughters new look. I think she has finally, realized, what her parents are really after.

I rest my case............

Mirror, Mirror on the wall........

Couldn't resist............

A recent  independent survey. Came to the conclusion, that people who get their  "news". From Fox News.......... Are extremely  misinformed......... DUH....... I've been telling people  that for years. Have you ever heard  Bill O'Rielly? He is the chairman of the Moron Society.

Politicians Gay or Straight, are all the same, MORONS

Reace McDonnell,  a youth member  of the UK Parliament. Has been suspended  for posting  graphic pictures of himself  on the Internet. Another case of do as I say,  not as I do...... He happens to be Gay....... When will these idiots learn........

Armageddon, starts tonight.........

Tonight "Snooki"  that silly bitch, from the  "Jersey Shore" reality TV show..... Is going to sit  on a throne in a tanning salon  for two hours. For which she will be paid $11.000. WTF is the World coming to...... Come on, TV producers stop this crap. There is plenty of real talent out there. You just need to start looking....... Time for the Suits to start earning their outrageous salaries.

same old................

Hulk Hogan got married the other day to Jennifer McDaniel. She look exactly like his, ex wife........ Now if I remember rightly that relationship didn't end  very well..... My prediction........ this one will end just the same.

He won't last five minutes, on CNN...........

When Piers Morgan  takes over from, Larry King  in the New Year. He has decided that he  will never ask Madonna. To appear on his show. as she is boring.......... Who does he think he is.......... I will tell you he is a  talentless, ex fleet street hack. Come judge on a TV talent show. Besides, when it comes to boring........ Piers by yourself a mirror..........

A while to go.........

CNN's superstar  Anderson Cooper, Is to host his own  talk show called " Anderson "........ This show will start  in the Autumn of 2011. It won't be on CNN..... But it will be the hit of the year......... He has to beware emotionally/roMANtically summer/fall 2012.

A wonderful run.............

On Sunday  Michael Pena Linares. A Dear friend of mine .... Ran and completed the  Honolulu marathon, in 5.35.28. BRILLIANT............

Not so many Miles left.........

Somebody needs  to sort out  Miley Cyrus. Hopefully sooner than later, or she won't be around to see Xmas 2011....... She is about to make  Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Superior.....

Gay old closet clearance............

This is going to get very interesting......... Carrie Fisher, not one to mince her words. Has more or less " Outed" John Travolta....... Now I suppose there may be a couple of people in the World. To which this is a surprise......... But I bet Carrie has just been disinvited to all the Hollywood Christmas parties. Watch out soon for another   "Oprah talks to Travolta Show " complete with the wife............... But 2012 will be the worse for him. Then there's 2014/5 when we learn about his famous male " Friend ". Also an A List actor.

Beware.....more to come......

Not that I believe in violence. In anyway shape or form....... But if people think that  Charles & Camilla getting pelted in paint,  having their car attacked  is a one off.... Think again....... The British people have been pushed  far enough...... The powers that be better take note. You can't keep dealing with the Great British Public in the same old way....... Time for a rethink and very quickly.......

All is well again in satellite land

The World is safe once more....... Howard Stern has signed  on to do another five years. With Sirius Radio......... God knows for how  many millions..... But the moment he signed. The switchboards  at Sirius lit up. With people renewing  their subscriptions..... Wait till they see all  the new subscribers start to call.

Trust me I've been there.......

Well what appears to a bunch, of suits to be a brilliant idea. Hiring Michael Lohan  to be a representative. For a rehab referral service. After all he's been there more than once. As well as it running in the family. Is and will prove to be a complete disaster. Watch out for the infommerical. Coming to a telly near you soon.

IT'S NOT ABOUT FAGS........

The soon to be out movie. " I love You  Phillip Morris " Is not a movie, about cigarettes. It's way, more than that, ha ha. It is really going, to upset the right... They are going to think, that the World is about to end. I can't wait......... ps It'll be a hit.........