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The Happy Couple......

So many of you have asked me what I see for the  Royal Wedding. They will be happy. Within 18 months will be pregnant with a boy. (and maybe even another) Once Lillibet has celebrated her Diamond Jubilee. She will hand the throne over to William & Kate.

I'm back.......

An American Tabloid. Has on it's latest  front page. That Kate Middleton. Prince William's bride to be. Is pregnant.  BULLSHIT  &  BOLLOCKS... PS. Kate remember someone always  a camera. Even so called "FRIENDS"

Offline

Dear All My computer has had to go to hospital...................... So I will be offline till it's mended. Sad news for some............. Good news for others.......... Ha ha............ ..

Cry baby.............

Steven Tyler rock star  & judge of  American Idol..... Is a little upset at the  attention he is getting from the paparazzi........ So give up the job  and the millions back you are earning from AI. Then they won't pay you the attention. If this upsets him,  wait till he finds out how much JLo will get for the next season... He'll be gone in 2012/13 

Kettle calling the pot I think.......

The Pope &  the Catholic Church  are out to stop  Lady Gaga. As they don't like  her stage show. Well why are they watching  it in the first place. Stick to brain washing  the masses El Papa. At least you know how to do that...........

Told Ya..... Critics pan " Arthur"

Saturday, March 26, 2011 Wrong brand..... Russell Brand  as the new  "Arthur". In the classic role,  made famous by Dudley Moore..... Don't think so........

Cry Baby, Rooney...........

British footballer  Wayne Rooney  is all upset  that he is being  punished for  swearing on television. He thinks he  shouldn't be. Well Mr Rooney  you are a role model  to lots of  young people. So you should behave  when in public,  that includes playing football. For which you are paid a massive sum of money. So if you have no manners personally.... You really do earn enough to hire someone to teach you. Time to grow up........ Or you'll be out of a job quicker than you think.

" I'm with her for her brains " Leandro Penna

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Charity, should begin at home PM........

British Prime Minister  David Cameron and  his gang of nutters. Have in the last few days decided that they will cut the funding to the Armed Forces as well as Education.  To name but two, As they say it is necessary to get the country back on it's feet. But on Wednesday he decided to give Pakistan 650 million pounds, (about a Billion Dollars). For education.......... Brilliant now the Pakistani terrorists can build smarter bombs. When the riots re start in the UK. At least he'll know the reason, one hopes. 

STOP...........

So Cheryl Cole doesn't think  she should stop smoking. She has been told that if she  doesn't stop she won't   make it big in America.   She won't make it in America,  as she has no talent........

Another term.........

Monday President Obama  announced that he will run for re-election. If he runs he'll win. But till we get past summer  2011.  Due to the  HATE & BLAME he'll get for the money woes. They really are out to get him,  regardless of the  TRUTH Some will think he might still change his mind.... But he won't. A problem may cause a delay with the election in some really strange way.

Take the money.............

So the UK bosses at the  X Factor  have offered talentless  Cheryl Cole, double the money she was paid  last time to stay with the UK show. But she is holding out as she thinks she's getting the American version of  X Factor...... Missy listen........ If they are daft enough to offer  you more money to stay, stay. The Americans don't want you..... Plus they can't understand a word you say....... Mind you the fact that Americans and most British people. can't understand a word she says. Maybe the way to go............... Just the crazy kinda t hing Simon would do.

Truely, deeply CRAZY........

So Alex The Drag Queen/ Cage Fighter Reid. Believes that he could be the next Johny Depp. As Alex also believes they have a similar look. I also believe that Camilla is nice !!!!!!!!

Cluck,cluck.just another F..K..........

Have you seen this photo of  Supertart Katie Price's newest bit of ? Leandro model/actor via West Hollywood Penna.  Cooking a chicken ( his favourite dish ) dinner.  For Katie and the family ........ I wonder if he thinks he'll get a career out of this??????? ????????Dear God  I hope not!!!!!! Someday in the future... 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮 One of these WannaBe "Dumb Stud" Conmen?                              Will have her lay a dead 🪺. But not so dumb as not to have planted a 💍 <img src="http://www.thesun.co.uk/eae-logger/Logger?rt=1&objId=3502330&url=%2Fsol%2Fhomepage%2Fshowbiz%2Ftv%2F3502330%2FLeandros-romance-with-Katie-Price-hots-up.html&type=article&pubId=1&ctxId=219&cat=&meta=TV&title=Leandro+and+Katie+get+cooking" width="1" height="1" />

Stop being a Diva..............

Bradley Cooper the new guy  on the A List  block in Hollywood. Is fast becoming  a major drama diva....... For instance,  all of a sudden stopping  a radio interview. Seems he is beginning  to believe his own publicity. He better stop quick...... Or his career will stop.......

Words of Genius.........

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors its servant and has forgotten the gift. Einstein

No Show...........

Enrique Iglesias  has pulled out of Britney Spear's  latest tour.... He was booked  to be her support act..... (Should be the other way round) After her stinted performance  on GMA Tuesday. I don't blame him...... But don't worry for Britney..... She'll still rake in millions. But she's in for a shock in 2012 due to a tell all book.

Told Ya ...Married over the weekend ( & saves 25% )

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 Agent & Friend  (now hubby) Reese Witherspoon  has a new beau, Hollywood agent  Jim Roth. What great news .. A perfect match, For them both.  Baby 2012.....  They should both beware March/April 2013 & 2023

Queen, not even for a day......................

As the Royal Wedding  get's ever nearer. The old tart/bag/ex mistress  of Charlie's. Camilla.......... Is getting more and more annoyed. It is finally hitting her....... That she won't be Queen........ Not even for a day......... Just watch how her behaviour get's worse and worse. Then watch as she tries to upstage..... Kate on her big day. But, I have a feeling........... Kate's got a few tricks of her own up her sleeve.

Told Ya........

Thursday, November 11, 2010 Just the beginning.............. Wednesday students rioted in London. At the Tory HQ.............. Why,  well to tell  the powers that be, raising the education fees is not on. If people think that this a one off............ WRONG....... It is only the beginning...... Months ago I told you,  that come November,  things would get bad. Wait till 2011.......... Hold on to your hats, folks..........

Wrong brand.....

Russell Brand  as the new  "Arthur". In the classic role,  made famous by Dudley Moore..... Don't think so........

Told Ya...........

Saturday, March 12, 2011 Deal or no deal......... Lindsay Lohan  has a big decision  to make. To go to trial or take the plea. I hope she takes the plea,  Why? Well there's a big secret..... That for the moment is safe... But if she should go to trail.... The secret would be out..... If that happens  she'll be finished.. So " Clinky" it is............ I have a funny feeling she'll go to trail........ Arrogant bitch.

Polish wearing off..........

Well, well......... Just when the World  was beginning  to believe  that Chris Brown. Had learned his lesson....... That he was behaving....... He goes on GMA  gets upset.... Then goes berserk  smashing up the dressing room.... Well it's only going to get worse...... Just wait till he starts his ranting in L.A.

Mirror,miro on the ?????????????

Katie Price aka Jordan aka Tart. Now claims she dumped  her soon to be  ex hubby Alex Reid. Because he had  no dress sense....... Does this silly cow, even own a mirror let alone look in one? Alex you are much better off. There's a really big fall  coming for Ms Price..........

Emily Atack "ODD" future partner...

Hot Brit actress  and media darling Emily Atack............ Needs to be very careful in regards to her future personal life. People are going to be very shocked over her future partner.

Silly Bitch.......

Katie Price aka Jordan...... Is asking her latest beau  for now..... Leandro Penna........ to marry her....... Silly cow....... He can't speak or understand English, but there again neither can she. Could be the perfect match, then. Even when he asks her it won't work.

"Psychic Gossip" Espana style........

http://heartfmspain.com/ I will be on the " Lee Jay " show Friday 18th March Check site for details

Really not a funny situation......

The "Situation"  aka Moron.... Was invited to be  one of the roasters. On the Donald Trump Roast.... Which was aired Tuesday night. Even with all the editing  they did...... He was still crap...... He was booed........ Hopefully this will be the beginning  of his 16th  minute of fame....... Hence his demise..... Praise God.........

Can't wait........

So not only do we  have the doomed, wedding of  LEANN RIMES  &   EDDIE CIBRIAN. To look forward to...... But they have signed to do a "Reality" show. Time to sell the telly I think....

Gaydar off line

Bimbo dumb arse. Kim Kardashian........ Who thinks  she's smart...... Made a really big  boo boo..... The other day on TV. She tried to fix  a straight man....... (who she thought was gay) With a gay friend of hers....... Ha ha........ Time to go back to gay school, missy...... But wait till 2012 when her "REAL" beauty secrets are revealed. "Then we will SEE what a cow she is"

Talk Radio Europe

I will be on the   http://talkradioeurope.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49:the-hannah-murray-show&catid=39:the-hannah-murray-show&Itemid=29 Doing Psychic Readings. Monday 14th March  at 4.30pm CET time/3.30pm UK time/8.30 LA time.

Ready to fly.......

Katie Holmes, aka Mrs Cruise. Is getting ready to run....... But, not in a race......... She is about to fly, the coup of La Cruise..... She'll be taking Suri with her too. Tommy Boy & those Loony Tunes around him. Seem to think she doesn't have the balls. Well she has bigger ones that you Tommy Boy....

Deal or no deal.........

Lindsay Lohan  has a big decision  to make. To go to trial or take the plea. I hope she takes the plea,  Why? Well there's a big secret..... That for the moment is safe... But if she should go to trail.... The secret would be out..... If that happens  she'll be finished.. So " Clinky" it is............ I have a funny feeling she'll go to trail........ Arrogant bitch.

Will we take heed........

The whole World needs  to take a moment and think. We are entering a very difficult phase in the history  of this Globe. That we are all traveling on. Especially the West. The upcoming money mess  that will hit in the next 12 months. Will bring with it,  chaos never before seen. We can't stop it as it  has already had the fuse lit. But we could try to make  the affects a little better. However I doubt we will.

Supermoon........

On March 19th the Moon, will pass just 221,567 miles. Away from Earth.. The closest in 18 years. Previous  "Supermoons" occurred in 1955, 1974, 1992  &  2005.  All those years had  extreme weather events.. So will 2011................... Especially late Aug/Sept Washington DC/New York. Winds and floods. It's going to get real bumpy folks........... Then autumn of 2012,  New York WATCH OUT. do not ignore the warnings.  Plus volcanos.  2016/17/18/21 dangerous USA

A must see.....

"Ann"  An affectionate  portrait of Anne Richards. The late Gov of Texas A one Woman show starring..... The fabulous Holland Taylor... ( A dear friend of mine ) Is touring America Go see it.............. Before it lands on Broadway........

Told Ya.....

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drug procession. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison. Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An adoring boyfriend " Kenny Goss " I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist.......... Kenny will be gone by Easter 2011 if George doesn't sort himself out..........

Speaky no English........

Katie Price  aka Jordan. Is all in a thither  as she awaits the arrival. In the UK  of her lastest beau Argentinian hunk Leandro Penna. He is the male model/actor  that she picked up for a one night stand. In West Hollywood, after the Oscars. At Sir Elton John's party. She is a little nervous  that he doesn't speak English.... Neither does she... So it's a perfect match....... Hope he isn't expecting a Xmas pressie.

God please help us..........

Hugh Hefner's latest  fiancee Crystal Harris. Is to release a record  in June just before  her marriage  ( If he lasts that long)  to Daddy....... She is trying to get the  very best in the  music World to help. The good news is we  have been given enough notice. To buy all the earplugs we can find........

Oh yes you are ..........

Lindsay Lohan...... Is telling her lawyer,  the judge & anyone  within ear shot. That she will  not accept jail time. Just how out  of touch can  this girl get. It's isn't up to you Missy....... The judge is the boss.. You will be going to " Clinky "

Rising Star..........

Ronan Keating of  " Boyzone " as well as being  one of  Sir Elton John's  favourite singers. Is in Australia...... Acting in his  first movie. He'll do very well...... It won't be his last either...... Hollywood look out..........

Really.........

So let me get this straight... Kelsey Grammar can end a 15 yr marriage by phone. Larry King can be on divorce #9,  Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage,  Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE,  53% of Americans get divorced and 30-60% cheat on their spouses.  Yet, same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?  Really?

This friday...........

I will be chatting to Lee Jay on Heart FM Spain  Live from Hollyweird  this Friday 3-4pm (UK time) 4-5pm (CET)  talking Psychic Gossip!!  You will also have the opportunity  to call in with any questions about A, B, C  even Z listers!!  Check site for details   http://www.heartfmspain.com/

Jordan La drunk.......

Jordan aka  Katie Price. The UK's  poor man's  version of Paris Hilton..... Attended  Sir Elton John's Oscar party in  West Hollywood. On Sunday night. She was hoping to  get some America press..... Well she did.... But not the right type...... She was so drunk that she  was falling all over the place. Plus she was trying to  kiss everyone in sight..... But not in a nice way......... She was so far gone..... That she grabbed some  poor male model....... (not a good sign in West Hollywood) then spend off with him in a cab...... Plus she's still missing I believe....... But sadly she will re appear.............