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Out of touch Actress and wannabe typhoon. Gwyneth Paltrow. Has with he company "Goop" (I thought Goop was a glue?). Anyway.... Is launching a fashion line. LOL.. So I expect by Xmas you'll be finding the line in. Dollar Stores across America.

Kings Clothes ?? or middle ages Stars Wars.

Oh Dear, well known,  so called "Fashion Designer/Icon". Rapper and complete MORON. Kanye " I am GOD" West. Is little upset, by the way his latest collection. Has been received. REALLY..... Why would he be upset. He designed a pile of shit. That even Ross "crossdress for less". Would have trouble discounting. Low enough for idiots to buy. Why, they would end up. Giving the crap to customers. Even then, there's be more on the racks than not. Well, the good news is, he's just going to get worse. He He. 

NO Respect ...

May I present the "Gentlemen" of Wall St. These morons thought that taking a picture,  with a "Sex Doll" ........................ In front of the 9/11 site. To do this on any day is disgusting. But the Eve of 9/11. Really...................... They need to be fined. This is why people vote Trump.

Grow Up, Grow a pair.

I love me, Olly Muirs,  X Factor (UK) side host and singer. Needs to act his age. Or the "Real" pics will be released. Then he won't be smiling as much.

Time to Shave ...

So now we are supposed to believe. That Superdriver Lewis Hamilton,  is dating Canadian Model   Winnie Harlow. WTF..... She's very pretty, but she does't have a ?????. Wasn't he just doing  couple of "Hires"? Oh, Well I wonder if it tax deductable? Anyway, won't lat till Xmas.

INTERVENTION

So Sofia Richie......... Is telling all that will listen. That she " Is in a "Special" relationship. With My Favorite Lesbian Justin Bieber. I do home her Dad sees this. So he can get her professional help. Either that or send her to finishing School in Zurich.

EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

I wish ....

I know some of you didn't get the joke. When I suggested earlier this year that Trump should have Ann Coulter. As his running mate. Well, that was a joke. But the following isn't. She is,  I believe the most dangerous and hateful person. Ever to walk the planet. She is intent of spreading her hate. Along with the many other morons like her. As well as the ones that believe her. She clearly believes that Trump. Wills win the Whitehouse. Which he won't So that in my book,  this proves the she's DELLUSIONAL. There for should be committed. Fingers crossed.

TOLD YA, Close this time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777916/Conspiracy-theorists-claim-car-crash-killed-Vladimir-Putin-s-chauffeur-ASSASSINATION-attempt-Russian-president-s-life.html Sunday, February 23, 2014 Let's pray not...... Now that Putin's ego has grown with the  "Success" of the winter Olympics. (Great personal danger in 2016/7) He pondering sending the troops into the Ukraine. To sort them out. If he does, he'll see another Russian revolution. History tells us that this won't end well.

TOLD YA , PR, PR, PR, PR..

http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/07/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-relationship-real/ Tuesday, June 21, 2016 Another B-side relationship.. S o Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston, are dating. Or to put it another way. She cheated on her boyfriend,  to start a relationship. With Tom....... Now, not to be a prude.. But starting a relationship, while in a relationship. NEVER WORKS. Well that's in the real world. In Show Biz, all bets are off. This is another case of PR Relationship School. That's right ALL PR. You are going to see this repeat itself with Taylor. Until, she reveals her real love. Then it's PR ..... P.S, Don't buy the  "NICE PERSON"  BS about Taylor... SHE"S NOT...  

To the Great White Way, Boys.

DWTS Long time Pro Mark Ballas. Isn't going to be on this season of DWTS. Oh NO............ I hear you scream. But don't fret.. He's hiding to Broadway. To join the cast of "Jersey Boys" It'll be a SMASH for him.

#500 ........ with three months to go ....

Over the weekend. The bad people of Chicago. Worked overtime to achieve,  the goal so far this year. Of 500 MURDERS. How proud,  you that commit these crimes.  Must be. Wasting not only your victims lives,  but your own too. Because KARMA, she's a BITCH. She'll get ya, one way or another. #750 by New Years..........

Foe now, ha ha....

Ha Ha .............. Well Khole Kardashian,  has it appears a " New Boyfriend" . NBA Star Tristen Thompson. Well, for now at least. Won't see New Years Eve.

TOLD YA. Over Almost"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/over-taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-8768791 Tuesday, June 21, 2016 Another B-side relationship.. So Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston, are dating. Or to put it another way. She cheated on her boyfriend,  to start a relationship. With Tom....... Now, not to be a prude.. But starting a relationship, while in a relationship. NEVER WORKS. Well that's in the real world. In Show Biz, all bets are off. This is another case of PR Relationship School. That's right ALL PR. You are going to see this repeat itself with Taylor. Until, she reveals her real love. Then it's PR ..... P.S, Don't buy the  "NICE PERSON"  BS about Taylor... SHE"S NOT...  

TOLD YA, That was quick...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3773903/N-Korea-fires-three-ballistic-missiles-sea-S-Korea.html Monday, September 5, 2016 Birds of a Feather... So these two Pillocks are at it again. They are about to up their  "Pissing Contest". But this time, one of them will loose out big time.

Birds of a Feather...

So these two Pillocks are at it again. They are about to up their "Pissing Contest". But this time, one of them will loose out big time.

Here to STAY ......

Seems link the "OLD GUARD" at the Palace. Are about to try the same bullshit. With Kate..................... As they did with Diana. Well, this time it won't work. In fact it will backfire big time. She's going nowhere.....

Really !!!

Oh I do hope the aged Peter Pan of Pop. UK's answer to Elvis ha ha. Cliff Richards. Doesn't think that his life is about to get better. Or that the naughty behavior will disappear. It won't........

Safer inside ...

So some bright spark. Thinks it's a good idea to release early,  Brock Turner aka The Stanford Rapist. Seems the blonde, blue eyed trick still works. Well, lets just say this child is going to be having,  a very rough time.

Have a Lovely Weekend USA

A SMASH ....

The highly successful movie " Moulin Rouge ". Is at last the hit the boards. No date yet, but get you tickets asap. It's going to be Global.

Too Twee, Won't last a week....

Seems like Tom Brady loves the 80's. Or at least his hairdresser does. It's a wonder it's not April 1st. Oh, well, waits till the wife sees it. She'll be right on the iPhone,  to her own beauty team.

Too Twee, Won't last a week....

Seems like Tom Brady loves the 80's. Or at least his hairdresser does. It's a wonder it's not April 1st. Oh, well, waits till the wife sees it. She'll be right on the iPhone,  to her own beauty team.

What a good idea !

So some dumbarse casting person. At DWTS, has decided to add Ryan Locthe to the cast. WOW................. So someone who can't behave. Lies...... As well as doesn't have a clue. Is rewarded for such behavior... Great for the kids to learn, from a family friendly program. Still people wonder how Trump has got where he has. Here's the answer.....

TOLD YA.. Jail Time

Tuesday, June 3, 2014 "OUT" for now....... So Girlfriend Beater Chris Brown. Was quitely let out of jail early. So now begins the countdown. To him returning......... Which he will.

Lots a RED ..........

We are at a very dangerous time. (Not just the Trump shit). As people aren't paying attention,  to what is really going off. Too busy playing Pokemon..... Or sextexting...... We are heading for major eruptions,  in the World of Money........... It's not going to be pretty.......

TOLD YA, 3rd times a CHARM..

https://www.yahoo.com/news/weiner-abedin-separate-sexting-revelation-154000295--election.html Wednesday, July 24, 2013 Willie pic posting Weiner....... As you no doubt know. Anthony Weiner is running for office,  in the Big Apple. Well, he won't win... Just wait till the rest of the "PENIS" photos. Start to hit the headlines. Out ...so to speak.

I'm back, ha ha, Trumps BFF ...

Pres Putin has been way too quiet of late. Why? Well he's planning all kinds of naughtiness. I am so glad that I don't live close to Russia. Not going to be very good.

Till Monday .......

Dancing with the Scrapings...

Dear God... Amber Rose, is joining DWTS. Talk about scrapping the very bottom of the barrel. She'll be gone quick.. Thankfully....

Well, for now... WON't END WELL AT ALL !!!!

Ariana Grande has a new Beau. Some rapper called Mac Miller. The names these idiots dream up. Mind you she's also worried about her brother. Getting the boot from a UK Reality show.

Inch worm........

Justin " My Favorite Lesbian" Bieber. Has come up with a wonderful new idea. He's going to insure his dick for $5m. Now I assume that's a Million an inch. But he shouldn't worry,  I'm sure they have discount for narrowness.

TOLD YA..Isis & the Monster in charge..

https://www.yahoo.com/news/several-wounded-blast-wedding-hall-southern-turkey-205039160.html Thursday, December 31, 2015 A Tad Earlier than stated 2016 Predictions Christian Dions’ Psychic Predictions 2016 (Composed in Hermosa Beach CA USA). (Completed Dec 29th 2pm PT)  11 TURKEY There is going to be a lot of killing in and around Turkey. So much so that it will make their friends. Take needed action, to help them. Russia will also cause more trouble for this country. Ma king the already wobbly relationship, very much worse.

TOLD YA..Isis & the Monster in charge..

https://www.yahoo.com/news/several-wounded-blast-wedding-hall-southern-turkey-205039160.html Thursday, December 31, 2015 A Tad Earlier than stated 2016 Predictions Christian Dions’ Psychic Predictions 2016 (Composed in Hermosa Beach CA USA). (Completed Dec 29th 2pm PT)  11 TURKEY There is going to be a lot of killing in and around Turkey. So much so that it will make their friends. Take needed action, to help them. Russia will also cause more trouble for this country. Ma king the already wobbly relationship, very much worse.

The only "Real' Kardashiansque relationship

Brody Jenner just turned 33yrs old. Here he is with his fiancee Kaitlyn Carter. (Oh the irony). At least this one will see the alter. As well as a long term marriage.

TOLD YA... IDIOT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3747084/Smile-camera-Grinning-Ryan-Lochte-poses-fan-photo-American-soil-three-teammates-detained-Brazil-questioning-swimmer-changes-robbery-story.html Thursday, August 18, 2016 A sure flop............. Olympic champion & Idiot moron Ryan Lochte  has a new TV reality Show, called  " What would Ryan Lochte Do?" Well for starters he shouldn't have a show. He's like a deer caught in the headlights. Won't make a season. But worth a look for the giggles.

TOLD YA.. A Star is Born..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lady-gaga-elated-after-confirming-8649790 Saturday, June 18, 2016 Superstars.. Seems that Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper. Are very chummy. Why not. Well, they are to appear in the remake of  "A Star Is Born". Now that'll be interesting, as well as a massive hit. (If he learns to act) 

Bit, back to front ..

First congratulations to Micheal Phelps. On his great victory at the Olympics. But, I get the feeling that all is not well within. He seems very distant. Especially considering his new baby. Odd, he's not married though.

Lindsay Lohan, wants Oscar ...

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,HA...........................

Oh How SWEET, UGH.....

So my favorite Lesbian, Justin Bieber,  is dating.... again. Here they are, Sofia Richie. Lionel must be so pleased. Is it just me, or is she wearing his Bath Robe???

Who ever they are....

So after being together for four years. Ray J & Princess love. Have tied the knot. Sadly not tight enough. She'll be sick of his wondering soon enough. Let's hope the pre nup holds up. Ha ha....

First Trump, now this ...

Clearly Anna Winter lost the plot long ago. But her latest gaff. Putting famewhore Kendall Jenner on the "Famed" September Vogue cover. WTF... Sales will go down not up for sure.

Naughty, naughty Ladies...

This "Fuedette" between  Vin "I am the greatest actor" Diesel & The Rock. Needs to be put down asap. Or they are both in very real danger,  of killing the gravy train. Vin is the problem.

TOLD YA, Trump Tower Climber...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-spotted-scaling-side-trump-tower-york/story?id=41278389 Tuesday, April 26, 2011 All hail the Trump.............. So Donald Trump says he is going to run for President..... Please let him........ Encourage him....... It'll be a slam dunk for Obama. (But watch out for 2015/6 he'll be back) Even the Ivory Tower he lives and works in. Won't be s safe as he thinks. They'll even climb up to get him. Posted by  Christian Dion   at  Tuesday, June 16, 2015